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When/if the wager is lost, I hope Pabst doesn't try to welch as Rubberbird did. He unlike Rubberbird seems to be a poster of honor. After welching Birdy tried to hang around, but couldn't handle the heat of the persistant lynch mob. After a public meltdown that put Tyson eating off Holyfields...

Good Luck, but just in case I'll fire up the tar pot, volente you get the feathers, and Caddyshack you organize the lynch mob. :D

End of Day Summary Forecasted down-trend has Averages closing near lows of the day. Dow-39. Another good day for the mighty "Crystal Ball". :cool:

I'm not taking any chances with today's call. So I've pulled out all stops short of placing a market moving prank phone call to CNBC. I have brought in none other than a Kodiak bear, Egyptian pyramid, and Darth Maul to assist in the down-trend. Rennick the Market mover out:cool:

FRIDAY!!! 9/29 1:35pm Dow-12 Rennick weaves his way to the mighty “Crystal Ball” under the roar of a leaf blower armed clean-up crew. They have been tasked with cleaning up the confetti, party favors, popped balloons and broken bottles from yesterdays non DOW record close party. Even...

Funny thread title,, you remind me of Homer Simpson,,DOHHH!!!:D

End of Day Summary Dow comes within 4 pts. of closing at all time high after breifly trading above record. Dow closes +29:cool:

End of Day Summary Averages hit low of the day at 3:10 pm for a tradable 50 plus point Dow move from the real "Balls " 1:05 pm Update level (dow+40). Dow closes +19:cool:

We were so close!!! I want the names of the wiseguys who sold at the close, the names damnit, the names... :mad:

THURS. 9/28 1:19 pm EDT Dow -3 A festive looking Rennick enters the room wearing a party hat, New Orleans beads and swinging a New Years noise maker. He passes by the vivacious Mrs.Rennick (wearing a party dress) who today has traded her frying pan and sawed-off shotgun for a bottle of...

Chief of Security Callahan will now make a final statement "The situation is now over, ending in a dry water aquaduct . Rennick’s live RV cam recorded the ending and broadcasted to our live feed here at Rennick Manor. Here’s how it ended:," Rennick’s gas guzzling RV finally ran out...

DEVELOPING STORY Rennick Manor Chief of Security Callahan is at the microphone podium and will now issue a new statement;: "The subjects in question have been spotted traveling at a high rate of speed down the 105 Expressway. The situation somehow has made it on live TV, where non other...

BREAKING NEWS Rennick Manor Chief of Security Callahan is at the microphone podium and will now issue a statement;: " At approx. 1420 hours a caucasion male 6'3', 215# by the name of William Rennick fled the premises in a 2005 Winnebego Chieftain. He was being chased by a caucasan female...

WED. 9/27 2:15pm Dow +26 [NOTE: Sorry for the lateness of today's post, I developed writers block with the schtick] A chainsaw wielding Rennick enters the room rushing past a shocked Mrs.Rennick. He talks a confirming look at the mighty “Crystal Ball”, then picks up the “Ball”...

Don, If I ever fire my broker Fast Eddie I promise to be a loyal Bright customer. I just thought of a good ad for Bright. Have a bunch of babes in a hot tub with the Bright brothers with the caption reading "Come on in fellas,,, the water is fine..." Madison Avenue Rennick out:D

JJ, I agree about liking his analytical style. I said so, but he's using fancy talk and flawed assumptions to slam a very simple to interpret Market call. I bet this guy calls up the TV station to yell at the weatherman when the temp forecast misses by a few degrees. I'm through responding, he...

HGTRADER, I really thought you were making an objective analysis but now you are sounding more like a flamer. I do not, nor does the real "Crystal Ball" make specific entry/exit recommendations. The "Ball" simply provides morning and afternoon US equity Market forecasts. I post these calls...

Trade it up to plus 15 k and you can pick up the tab at the Chicken Ranch.

Good observation, your last name ain't Bright for nothin. Hey Don, when's the next big schimdig ,urr umm Traders Workshop (wink) down at the Chicken Ranch?? Of course you can count me in. :D

You know I was just joking, I agree there is nothing more disgusting than married woman fooling around, total betrayal of trust. It's the reason I have a steadfast rule of never messing with married broads...ok joking about that one too. I am far too fearful of Mrs.Rennicks frying pan to even...