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    Freddie Mac acting CFO found dead at home

    That one takes a special place on my list of most annoying clichés. How is the act of suicide more selfish than rape... or any other sadistic victimizing deed you can think of, for that matter?
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    Miss California Assailed By Gays For Defending Marriage

    In that case, wait 'till you find out what they've done to the word 'bear'! :eek: <img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Ibr2007.jpg> <i>I think the really unfair aspect of this whole episode is being overlooked. This girl was probably denied the crown because she...
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    Dead fish handshakes from top fund managers??

    A few years back I was in Jerry Springer's studio audience (I know, I know... but a bunch of friends were already going, I had nothing better to do that day, and it was only a few blocks away from our workplace). Anyways, after the show Springer stood by the exit and personally shook the hand...
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    Dead fish handshakes from top fund managers??

    Not only that, a principle in kinesics is that crushing handshakes are a manifestation of low self-esteem. The reason for my own dead fish handshake is that I fucking hate shaking hands to begin with... so why put any conviction or enthusiasm into something I wish I didn't have to do?
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    If I defined God as...

    "Q: How many legs does a dog have, if you call its tail a leg? A: Four- Because calling the tail a leg doesn't make it one." ~Abraham Lincoln
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    Slavery, Terrorism and Islam

    A tad hyperbolic- but mostly true, unfortunately.
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    Russian kills brother, eats him

    She was already here... A rare pearl in the barren desert wasteland of hot chicks that is Chicago.
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    Russian kills brother, eats him

    You're right. I asked my girlfriend, who is Russian (of course!:p ), and she said the names aren't Russian or Tartar. They're Caucasian, possibly Chechen.
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    Russian kills brother, eats him

    Ne piz dietz!
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    Which Lobby Group Is Strongest..

    Laughing when nothing is funny, and then pretending to completely miss the point? Wow, such original tactics! How the hell do you keep coming up with all that fresh material?
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    Which Lobby Group Is Strongest..

    Not at all! You can find more nodding H addicts on the streets of Tel-Aviv than any other city I've ever been to. So you see, your raging envy might be a tad misplaced.
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    Which Lobby Group Is Strongest..

    LoZZZer continuously spews derisive comments against just one single minority ethnic group- The very same ethnic group that has a proven robust genetic resistance to alcoholism. Envy or coincidence?
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    Which Lobby Group Is Strongest..

    a person, your last two posts were dead-on. ZZZenu slobbers on the outside while thinking "Touché" in silent.
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    Am I the only one who can't stand Kanye west ??

    We all love the Gay Fish, but did you know there's also a full 2 1/2 minute version? The lyrics are awesome- they really should have found the time to include the entire thing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ehh7SLQEM "I really get around, I'm the slut of the sea When I say I've got...
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    Somali Pirates Hijack American Ship

    A very reasonable assumption, but from what I've read hunger & thirst won't be an issue: <i>...most of the lifeboats are about 28 feet long and carry water and food for 34 people for 10 days. The lifeboats are covered and the elder Murphy suspects the pirates have closed the ports to avoid...
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    Somali Pirates Hijack American Ship

    To be clear, I predict the standoff will be resolved within a couple days. The pirates will be talked into surrendering and handing over their hostage (relatively) unharmed. You'll see. The U.S. Feds have Jedi mind tricks. (I learned that the hard way.)
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    Somali Pirates Hijack American Ship

    Kinda heartless to do that, don't you think? What if the captain was your father/brother/best friend? The pirates know they'll be far better off if their hostage gets out of this alive and unharmed. They're not terrorists, and they're not suicidal. In a few days from now the captain will be...
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    Somali Pirates Hijack American Ship

    A better question would be: How drunk does a troll have to be, to assume that $50 million vessels aren't <i>already</i> lojacked in 2009, and that determining the location of hijacked ships was ever remotely part of this problem to begin with? :p
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    Jewish Headmaster sent two teenagers home because they were “too blonde”

    If I prove how wrong you are on that, will you gracefully admit to your mistake? No? Death before contrition? Well, in that case just kindly go fuck yourself.
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