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That one takes a special place on my list of most annoying clichés. How is the act of suicide more selfish than rape... or any other sadistic victimizing deed you can think of, for that matter?

In that case, wait 'till you find out what they've done to the word 'bear'! :eek: <img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Ibr2007.jpg> <i>I think the really unfair aspect of this whole episode is being overlooked. This girl was probably denied the crown because she...

A few years back I was in Jerry Springer's studio audience (I know, I know... but a bunch of friends were already going, I had nothing better to do that day, and it was only a few blocks away from our workplace). Anyways, after the show Springer stood by the exit and personally shook the hand...

Not only that, a principle in kinesics is that crushing handshakes are a manifestation of low self-esteem. The reason for my own dead fish handshake is that I fucking hate shaking hands to begin with... so why put any conviction or enthusiasm into something I wish I didn't have to do?

"Q: How many legs does a dog have, if you call its tail a leg? A: Four- Because calling the tail a leg doesn't make it one." ~Abraham Lincoln

A tad hyperbolic- but mostly true, unfortunately.

She was already here... A rare pearl in the barren desert wasteland of hot chicks that is Chicago.

You're right. I asked my girlfriend, who is Russian (of course!:p ), and she said the names aren't Russian or Tartar. They're Caucasian, possibly Chechen.

Ne piz dietz!

Do Scientologists believe in God?

Laughing when nothing is funny, and then pretending to completely miss the point? Wow, such original tactics! How the hell do you keep coming up with all that fresh material?

Not at all! You can find more nodding H addicts on the streets of Tel-Aviv than any other city I've ever been to. So you see, your raging envy might be a tad misplaced.

LoZZZer continuously spews derisive comments against just one single minority ethnic group- The very same ethnic group that has a proven robust genetic resistance to alcoholism. Envy or coincidence?

a person, your last two posts were dead-on. ZZZenu slobbers on the outside while thinking "Touché" in silent.

We all love the Gay Fish, but did you know there's also a full 2 1/2 minute version? The lyrics are awesome- they really should have found the time to include the entire thing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ehh7SLQEM "I really get around, I'm the slut of the sea When I say I've got...

A very reasonable assumption, but from what I've read hunger & thirst won't be an issue: <i>...most of the lifeboats are about 28 feet long and carry water and food for 34 people for 10 days. The lifeboats are covered and the elder Murphy suspects the pirates have closed the ports to avoid...

To be clear, I predict the standoff will be resolved within a couple days. The pirates will be talked into surrendering and handing over their hostage (relatively) unharmed. You'll see. The U.S. Feds have Jedi mind tricks. (I learned that the hard way.)

Kinda heartless to do that, don't you think? What if the captain was your father/brother/best friend? The pirates know they'll be far better off if their hostage gets out of this alive and unharmed. They're not terrorists, and they're not suicidal. In a few days from now the captain will be...

A better question would be: How drunk does a troll have to be, to assume that $50 million vessels aren't <i>already</i> lojacked in 2009, and that determining the location of hijacked ships was ever remotely part of this problem to begin with? :p

If I prove how wrong you are on that, will you gracefully admit to your mistake? No? Death before contrition? Well, in that case just kindly go fuck yourself.