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OBAMA HAS THE UPPER HAND, BUT MCCAIN CAN STILL TAKE HIM By DICK MORRIS "John McCain is America's favorite kind of candidate. With his record of extraordinary patriotism and his distinctive Senate tenure, McCain is a nominee whom voters from both parties -- and independents, too -- could...

OBAMA: WRONG ON IRAN By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN "President Bush is absolutely right to criticize sharply direct negotiations with Iranian President Ahmadinejad. Barack Obama’s embrace of the idea of direct negotiations is both naïve and dangerous and should be a big issue in the...

IMAO: It's A Plan President Bush should denounce "dickless wonders who crap themselves in the face of any opposition and both look and smell like a baboon's butt" and see if any Democrats get angry saying Bush was talking about them. :) :) :)

THE BEST NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean...

The Noisy Neighbors A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his: “Many a night they stamp on the floor, knock on my door, and shout till after midnight.” When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, “Not really, for I usually stay up and...

http://www.townhall.com/blog/g/77a3e306-eb52-41a4-a7aa-23c553d30886

Townhall.com: The Place to Discuss Our Fundamental Principles Posted by: Fred Thompson "Spending some time on the campaign trail has confirmed a couple of thoughts I’ve had before I entered the Republican primary race. First, conservatism is alive and well in America; don’t let...

IMAO: In My World: Obama Accepts the NARAL Endorsement ""Babies are the greatest threat facing society today," the NARAL spokeswoman said. "Compare the number of people affected by the actions of supposed terrorists versus those affected by crying, screaming babies. Worst yet, think of those...

(Sorry, T-Dog, I agree with you wrt Al Franken's message, he's an idiot but he certainly has something to say, which, in itself, is a sad commentary on our political situation and dilemma...)

TOO MANY BIG WORDS!!! Are you an ELITIST? I'm a blue collar kind of guy! Where's my buddy George to kick back with a beer or three and talk about NUCULAR energy? :) :) :)

IMAO: Good Thing This Isn't Japan "I don't care if you're ahead in delegates, if you lose a primary by 41 points, you commit seppuku. If you had honor, that is." :) :) :)

IMAO: In My World: Obama Responds to His Loss in West Virginia "Senator Barack Obama has a some very introspective remarks for his concession speech after losing by 41 points in the West Virginia primary: "Do you not see the flag pin, you inbred, hillbilly retards?! I wore a @#$% flag pin...

NO VEEP SLOT FOR HILLARY By DICK MORRIS "It would be an act of terminal insanity for Barack Obama to name Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential candidate. It would not help him get elected, it would drag all the Clinton controversies into the general election, and having her down the...

Frankly (NPI) I'm torn: I always liked Al Franken's humor and disliked his politics... Jay Leno should consider running too, same thing. You know who would be a riot in American politics, running for the Senate or something? The Iranian PM Ahmedinejah; he's nuts but ridiculously funny...

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080514/D90L99L00.html

I don't know why you waste your time trading man, you should be a comedian :) :) :)

A Simple Misunderstanding One day a guy is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' The old man replies 'No never'. When the guy bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately growls and takes a...

In that case blame me - I voted for him twice and I would do it again, because, imo, he's been a great president in a very difficult period of our history. Can you imagine 9/11 during WhiteWaterGate or MonicaGate? We would have sucked up to AlQaeda and invited them to join the UN and open up...

No hollowing - the economy is strong and getting stronger over the next year or so. I understand the "foreigner parking money" argument and that's a problem that affects the price of the USD for the most part. Therefore, no real problem for the average American, again for the most part...

Posted By flytiger At The Jokes2 Thread "Jewish World Review May 13, 2008 / 8 Iyar 5768 Bill Clinton Switches to Obama By Andy Borowitz Latest Superdelegate Defection for Hillary http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | In what some Democratic Party insiders are calling a particularly...