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3 Men, 3 Wishes Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician, standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink." The first man...

Too Tired to Go On There were three women stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." She swam out five miles, and got really tired...

I'm glad it says "smells like pepper" and not "tastes like chicken" :) :) :)

This short video is from the Cannes Film Festival where it won the "short film" competition - not funny but beautifully done. http://en.zappinternet.com/video/nilSqaMboM/HISTORIA-DE-UN-LETRERO

A Blonde's Year In Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said...

Taking A Bath A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point...

Burial At Sea Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their...

How about that blonde who got stuck for hours on the mall's escalator during the last blackout? :) :) :)

NEVER SAY TO A COP: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer (OK inTexas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You...

What Nice People A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder and offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After a few minutes, an old man taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another...

The Faithful Lawyer This lawyer was famous for taking rich individuals and corporations to the cleaners via persistent but cleverly designed lawsuits. The latest one involved his falling down in front of some fancy corporate headquarters and suing them for causing his whole body paralysis...

I remember reading about this successful lawyer who would change, cover his face and go out begging on the streets during his lunch hour... strange hoby! :) :) :)

Realization You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on. :) :) :)

Too Many Messages! This is what happens when you overuse your mouse: http://www.flamingcursor.com:80/ :) :) :)

LOL - that's a good one! But, all things being equal, one of the donkeys (Nancy) should be wearing a skirt, right? :) :) :)

IMAO - In My World: Drill! ""Drill! Drill!" President Bush shouted as the people put together the drilling equipment. "What are you doing in my house?" Harry Reid demanded as he walked up to Bush. "I lifted the ban on off-shore drilling, and I'm starting with your house," Bush said...

Honey, I Shrunk the Congress! by Chuck Norris "I think it's time to let Congress feel our election fury this November. As reflected in the latest Rasmussen Reports, "Just 9 percent (of Americans) say Congress is doing a good or excellent job." It is the first single-digit approval rating...

At least *I* can use my wife's old "Vote McGovern" t-shirt to polish the car once in a while... :) :) :)

Jay Leno's Politics "It appears that Jesse Jackson is NUTS about Barack Obama!" :) :) :)

Just don't forget that when Thomas Edison was criticized that his last 10,000 experiments had failed, he said: I didn't fail 10,000 times; I learned 10,000 things that don't work! :)