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Elections 2008, Again John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), alled 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he... -
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Wrong Music Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The... -
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Tell the Truth A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your... -
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Rude Bus Driver On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby." The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks "What's wrong, you look mad?" She replied... -
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Bus For Alaska Fay Goldstein was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Fay loved to tell... -
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Who Wants More Funny Puns? A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. Old doctors never die they just lose their patience. I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. When an actress saw... -
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The O Race In Australia, a race was proclaimed, with a huge payoff for the winner. The one stipulation was that only ostriches were allowed to run the race. A fellow decided to enter, but not having an ostrich, and hearing that the fastest ostrich in the world was the mascot of the local... -
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Another Good Oldie Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Rhode Island State house in Providence, one from Cranston, and another from North Kingstown and the third, Exeter. They go with a State house official to examine the fence. The North Kingstown contractor takes... -
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The Three MeatLovers Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others. The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare." The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames once and singe it a little bit. I want to see blood dripping out of it."... -
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The Good Woman Mo and Jo are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Mo says, âI think Iâm gonn a divorce my wife â¦â¦ she ainât spoke to me in over a month.â Jo thinks about it, sips his beer and says, âBetter think over, friend, women... -
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COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this: ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den... -
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The Speech A UN dignitary was visiting a village in a poor African nation. Not certain of his welcome, he made a speech full of glowing terms to the natives gathered there. "I bring you warm greetings from the governance of the United Nations!" he declared, which was duly translated by the...