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I had several bosses like this... Feeling it was time for a shake-up, the company hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to...

Good Advice Joe was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction – so he finally decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while, the counselor said, “I suggest that you run five miles each day for a month. Then please...

ObamaCare :) :) :)

Here's another one: If you visit Thomas Jefferson's Monticello, near Charlottesville, VA, you'll see many of his ingenious inventions. One of the most striking is a metallic device, made of more than 100 finely crafted minute parts, that duplicates a person's writings: You place your hand...

I wonder if "me two" would qualify... :)

That's a classic, always cracks me up. And that's despite the fact that the Harvard guy would have told me to slow down. And take it back. Which reminds me another, related, classic: the Harvard linguistics professor is explaining that although two negatives most often make a positive, two...

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POLITICIANS AND TAXES This might be funny if it weren't so darned true. Be sure to read all the way to the end: Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the...

AROUND THE WORLD http://www.yvettedefrance.com/Photos-du-monde/Fotos_monde This is great, I hope you can get to view it all. Just click on the link above, then on the country you want to visit, select the city or place, and scroll down to enjoy the slide show, photos and the local music...

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Definitions: ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead...

Believed by whom? Obama/Biden/Liberals? What is really believed (check the mid-term election results) is that this is just a bunch of lies. As we say in Theoretical Physics, "Imaginary forces are heavily model-dependent..." Or is this the Canadian perspective? :)

DEMOCRATS ARE LOSING WOMEN! By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN "Ever since the abortion debate burst on the American political scene in the wake of the Roe v Wade decision by the U.S. Supreme Court, women have voted more Democratic than men. Particularly unmarried women have since typically...

Then, there's the version where the husband apologizes for the interruption, stuffs some clothes into his suitcase, thanks the man and drives off into the sunset... :)

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Priceless http://www.maniacworld.com/stay-calm-dad.html :) :) :)