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Following this morning's weak data, it's worth noting that President Bush is scheduled to meet with his economic advisors today Note that yesterday afternoon the wire services reported that President Bush is exploring an economic stimulus package. Given this morning's weaker than expected...

In old burlesque, there was a stripper with a 48" chest. The girls had to have acts then. One guy says to her comic, "what's her act?" Obviously not a fan of her other talents he replied, "she crawls out on stage and tries to stand up."

I see she liked it. LOL

http://www.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=ROA&ARGUMENTS=-ACGC07460147 California Supreme court upholds OSTK discovery vs. the Prime Brokers. Now, they find the fails. The tickets will lead Overstock to the perps. The brokers have spent millions upon...

I must have missed something in the Oreo vid. I was going to show you guys the movie of my first sexual experience, with a woman, that is, but all I have left is the receipt.

Ok, I want to know. How many of you sons a' bitches bought Lotto tickets you normally wouldn't have bought, after seeing this thread? Great place for a poll. Great study of human nature.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/172369 I can't believe this even exists. It 's worth registering on JibJab, btw. The Sullivan show was set up as a Vaudeville show by sequence of acts. But the Three Stooges are recreating a stage act they would have used in the twenties. And you can tell with...

In honor of Traderpro winning 50g's in the NY Scratch me lotto: Yiddish accent, please........... Abe goes to Temple, down on his knees he laments....... "Lord, I'm a good Jew, I observe the Sabbath. I have a big family, who all are observant and holy. We do good in the community we...

We're not related, but can I have the quarter? Thanks. http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1733886#post1733886

When you're telling stories about jacking off animals, and the next guy says, "Hey, that reminds me of a Christmas a few years back............." mmmmmmmmmm Too bad you didn't have video. Animal Planet has this really cute show where you send the vids in and,..........

That means movies. They use Dog Porn, and the dog masturbates. Woman goes to the dentist. He's examining her teeth....."this one has to be pulled" he says. She replies, "I 'd rather have a baby!" "make up your mind, " he says." I've got to adjust the chair."

It's the same way you get an elephant off the refridgerator. You jerk him off. I'd pay to see the list of your google searches. How would you like to be in court, accused of some vicious, sick crime you had no part in, and you hear the prosecutor say, "your Honor, we have here a list of...

One of the best in that installment is Ron White's version, of getting his dog's semen for artificial insemination. He tells of bringing Bowser to the vet, where the take the dog out back to "extract" the semen. He says it's real easy to get Bowsker to the Vet now. And if you're late, the...

Can't remember if I put this in Jokes 1. But........ Guy applies for the Post Office, takes the test. Boss calls him in.... "Hey, you're just a c ouple a' points off the quallifier... have any Government service?" "Sure," replies the applicant. "I 'm a Gulf War Vet." "Good, good...

That's cuz she pushed you. didn't you realize something was up, when she took you back to the top and did it again???? At least, we know what's wrong with you. I remember snipets of things when I was two and three. Wierd how that happens. But my folks loved me. I remember one when I...

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/770/The_Curly_Shuffle_starring_Who_Else_But_Curly/ Curly was quite the ladies' man. On one shoot, he received a tin of Marzapan cookies. They were shaped like penises (sp?) I've never used the plural of"penis" before. How about........... Curly...

I got a kick out of them describing "tumult", somebody who raises hell at on of those Catskills resorts. If you've ever driven there, you'd see big roadsigns for the resorts. I can't think of the names, but I believe it 's what they call the "Borscht Belt". Amazing storytellers though...

....lots of time on my hands. Too old for New Year's Eve. At my age, if I wanna see balls drop, I just towel off in front of the mirror.

classic from a great story teller in the old tradition....... http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/2269/Buddy_Hackett_What_a_Trip/

learn how to make a fist, incase I get too old to lick myself anymore..