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I didn't say anything about a girl...... I just said your grip was too loose.

Who is the recipient of his "charitable trust?" Those bastards are just plain unlucky, being destitude, and having to hope he hits one. He' crowing when the cut comes, and the guy that cuts my grass knows to fade that move. He yelled in the window, "hey, I heard the TV.. Fade it." I...

You need a tighter grip. You're hand was flying off, hitting you in the face.

I get the generic Viagra........ mycoxafailin

U and Us. What can go wrong?

I'd like to see daytraders make disclosures on stuff like this. I owned it, sold it, bought it back sold it, sold it short, covered, went long. I did not hold overnight.

looked like that peep show in the old Madonna video. Do you have to keep putting quarters in the slot? And wasn't that Davy Jones under there?

She was so ugly, the towels in the bathroom were embrodiered, "His" and "Ugh". When she was a kid, she worked for the Costume Store. Every Halloween, she sat in the window. One year, she went to the Westminster Kennel Club Show. Yup. First in Show. She went into the Ladies' Room at...

How do you make an intelligent investment decision w/shit like this happening. Tasr hit 8.25 into this company making all kinds of claims. TASR has been manipulated for over three years that I know of. The SEC needs to be boarded up, per Blumenthal at 7:19 on CNBC, when he said "they have...

So ugly, that when he humped her leg, he closed his eyes.

I thought San Daygo was in Italy. Anyway, don't sweat the English stuff. Most of our high school graduates don't speak it so good either.

.........and Mama elbowed her way to the front of the crowd, bellowing...... "I got to have me summa dat'!!!!!!"

Why, she was so fat......... When she got on the talking scale, it said....."Please, Lady. One at a time." In summer, she has a home based business. She sells shade. She wasn't baptized. A dignitary broke a champagne bottle over her bow. She was a runaway as a teen. Had to take a...

"I know you think I'm putting on weight, but I'm "big boned"." "Yup, it's that big bone in your ass making you look fat. She's so fat..............................

How did your guests react????

Well, I think we can safely say that whoever did hear it heard it with a 7 second delay.

Well? Did she?

This is like when, thirty years ago, you'd see a mustard colored AMC Gremlin go down the road, and you 'd think, "now who the fuck would walk into a dealer and say, 'that one. I've got to have that one. I like it'" . There's something for everybody.

so, if Erin pops a tit, we won't know about it? Fuck it. I'm watching Bewitched reruns on TV land then.

I making lists of my favorite jokes, movies with wierd endings. I have it in a spot so when I get Alzheimer's, probably at the end of next week the way things are going, she can recycle the stuff to me. Come to think of it, one movie, one book, one joke oughta do it. why do the extra work...