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    Is UBS solvent.......???

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/66db756a-de5d-11dc-9de3-0000779fd2ac.html?nclick_check=1
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    I'm gettin' the hang of this............ I got this shot of Nutmeg last summer on his trip to South America.......... <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796949/>
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    Beef Recall

    You pussys!!!! Why, when I was a lad, the cafeteria ladies thrived on prepping sick cattle. They actually made richer tasting burgers than this organic stuff they brag onto now. Road Kill!!!! Don't even get me started on Road Kill Casserole Wednesdays.
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    I hear she has small hands.......... <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796935/> I actually was feeling bad about this, until I realized they're probably all divorced by now anyway.
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    Wait till after the Honeymoon......... <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796928/>
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    Seems obvious enough. "Are you planning a family?" "Well, we've got thenecessary tools." <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796924/>
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    UBS guys trying to get their deferred comp out before the shit hits the fan.
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    The safety pins are a nice touch. Very impressive.
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    Is UBS solvent.......???

    http://docs.google.com/TeamPresent?docid=ddp4zq7n_0cdjsr4fn&skipauth=true Subprime Explained, or, "how can 80 bb just appear out of nowhere???"
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    Is UBS solvent.......???

    They surprised their own with that 90 bb of junk they just admitted to. I 'm hearing big exodus over the weekend. Since nobody is hiring, this would be the cream of the crop who can bring an established revenue stream with them (my opinion). MBI is being hunted by Dinallo because NY...
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    Is UBS solvent.......???

    When they do they wise up? Now?
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    Is UBS solvent.......???

    How do you take these kinds of writedowns, and stay in existance? With a newly admitted 80 Billion of Trash on the balance sheet, how do they raise capital? Who wants to wade into that???
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    makes you want to fucking build something, just soes you could get his fucking blocks for half - fucking price, for fuck's sake.
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    Then, with the subsequent brain damage, you became a "greeter". Go ahead. shout it from the rooftops.
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    Hmm. "mexican", "climatic moment", nozzles between the legs", "turned on" "shot fire" this is very disturbing, these cryptic messages. Nice, throwing the Sophia Loren reference in to divert any possible suspicion of latent homosexual tendancies. You aren't trying to contact theguy on...
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    I find it hard to believe they let you have kids. A lot of folks put in the predicament that your parents were thrust in would have had you neutered.
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    McCain just Won....

    "Politics is Hollywood for Ugly people." Mary Maitlen
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    Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

    start here. I saw her live around this time, and got to meet them backstage. She is phenomenal, and although she won like 5 grammys, she stays with the same players. http://www.overstock.com/Books-Movies-Music-Games/Alison-Krauss-Now-That-Ive-Found-You-A-Collection/609668/product.html...
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    Hillary made 1000% in 10 months trading futures

    Very Freudian. No?
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    Is Roger Clemens lying his ass off?

    I think that "hell" you speak of will engulf us all. Maybe we all deserve it. Because, even when you present hard evidence, you get ignored.
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