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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79tdouchebag.phtml Couldn 't find a video. And remember - it's LORD Douchebag!!!!!

I love Dodd backing Obama. That Hedge fund lackey. And then there's Levin. He's pissed about the Lichtenstien money laundering bit for US citizens. We told him in 2000 about naked shorting and Dr. Dr. Herbert Batliner and Marc Rich. Why now? Do you realize if that so and so did something...

What he said was, that the price he was offered did not jive with any analysis of the future he could comprehend. That 's what he said. Obviously, he's talking his book. Real estate is going lower. Write ups are not going to happen. When the market ralllies w/i the context of a bear...

I remember seeing a story about Naples, Fl having 32 teachers renig because they couldn't afford to live there. Common sense says, if the median salary is "x", and the median house is a 50x, it can't stay there. Check these out, look at the dates...

Sam wouldn't lie. Why, he was on there to help everybody. Just like the guys who say this isn't really a recession. Go anywhere and shop for food, and listen to the lower class. 4$ milk, 2$ egg. $3 bread. On the way home, 3.50 for gas. You'll get a Democratic Prez, because the people...

I hate Hillary Clinton with a passion, and I was thinking, who is the worst person I would vote for, for President, it it was her and him (her). When I got to Castro, I paused.

I 've got a great idea for a dividend. Think about it. Every year you can get your proxy voted on.

The Clinton Campaign makes one last, desperate attempt to stem the Obama tide........... 2009 Inaugural, as imagined by HRC staffers........ <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1807860/>

Dick Morris was recalling Valentine's Day 1995. He said he wasn't aware of the severity of Bill's Dick problem. Anyway, the Press had asked him if JFK was alive, wwhat he would ask. So Bill comes up with some bullshit. When he gets alone w/the boys, he says, "I'd really ask him how he did...

Wow. Arafat is the best lookin' one of the bunch. That didn't happen often. After they left, he discovered silverware was missing.

No joke.................... <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1805351/>

Yup. I figured the financials would just whosh into the close. Had been in and out of LEH and UBS a few, when Chas. hit the screen with that ABK. I covered, but like a goddamn fool didn't jump on ABK. I really hate taking momo trades when I don't like/trust the company. But I've found you...

If they gave her a colonoscopy, they probably could find that TV remote she's been missin' for a few years. Anything could be up there. I think that's Kirstie Alley, btw. She plumped up again, lost the Jenny Craig deal, and signed with these guys..........

Great minds............. I saw this as a card in a Barnes and Noble about five years ago Iguess. I start laughing, snot coming out of my nose, trying to contain myself. That's usually when my wife shows up to grab me by the earlobe and escort me from the store. Check this one out. It's a SA...

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was in the chicken.

A stuffed bird is much, much more tasty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from this guy. How do you screw a chicken? I mean, there are so many more appealing farm animals than chickens.

" I wonder what that's like - sex with a Rottweiler. .........can't be any meaner than Hillary."

Now I'm thinking, you have to tell a story about having sex with animals. I figure, the Rotts in the garage, you toss her a steak, and while shes' chowin' down, you're on her like sansabelt slacks on a fat guy. But, I guess there's more, but what? "so, I'm robbin' this house, and there's a...

Kinda fits w/ the Bill and Hillary Pic: Posted on Thu, Feb. 21, 2008 Police arrest man suspected of having sex with a dog BY STAN FINGER The Wichita Eagle A woman responding to a break-in in her garage found a man having sexual intercourse with her 4-year-old female rottweiler...