Search results

You don't get it. The loud fat types are already there with bank accounts that never saw the US, or the IRS. When the shit hits the fan, they will physically be there, as well. These people are an ilk unto themselves. Animals. They asked the Republicans what they least liked about...

In the ole days, my people had several families living in one big house. The matriarch did the cooking and such, the men worked out. Anyway, Maria got married, and the reception was to be held at the house. After the ceremony, everybody retired to the house. The Bride and Groom went upstairs...

Cramer will talk about shorts, but he never talks about naked shorts, or x clearing. That is the multiplier that makes these things rocket. It is almost like an unwritten law; don't talk about it. He did a piece on Monster today that was an unbelievle kissup to the SEC. He actually told...

Who cares? My time horizon is tomorrow. I love these guys who tell you what the S&P is going to earn, and all that double talk. The stock is flying, a ton is short. That's it.

up ten after hours....... 6:19 CROX Crocs beats handily, guides Q2 and FY07 above consensus; declares 2-for-1 split (57.41 +0.21) Reports Q1 (Mar) earnings of $0.61 per share, $0.12 better than the Reuters Estimates consensus of $0.49; revenues rose 216.7% year/year to $142 mln vs the...

dgabriel Registered: Dec 2001 Posts: 2816 10-14-02 12:28 AM This thread can be browsed but has been closed to new jokes due to the sheer size of it. Continue the fun in this thread. I do believe I have finally heard those words I've longed for all these years...

All across the board the shorts are getting killed. Now, there are teams incl Prop SHops looking for ideas llike this to kill. Why do you thing CMG was up 14 yesterday? I heard today a short shop went out. That leaves the Prime Brkr with a big headache.

look at the Naked Short Selling thread. The FBI has id'd HF's as the next big crisis.

Let's send Joan's pic over there, and tell the Jihadists it's what the 72 Virgins look like. That'll stop the big hurry to die a martyr. John Mellencamp is probably getting great pussy, and the best he can bring those boys is Joan Baez? That just ain't right. "Here Son. This is what...

I've never heard of the FBI tipping their hand before. I'm thinking some very big names are very frightened tonight. Their friends at the SEC won't be able to help them anymore. FBI turns to New York in fraud fight By Brooke Masters in New York Financial Times Updated: 1:12 a.m. ET May...

I wonder if she ever considered that it was because she sucks? She sucked in 1966. I doubt she's better today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joan Baez banned at Walter Reed hospital Wed May 2, 9:26 AM ET WASHINGTON - Folk...

People think FDR was revered by all. Upon his death, BC Forbes wrote, "God, in his infinite wisdom having ended the reign of Franklin Delano Roosevelt............" Hard by even today's standard. Market bottomed in '42 because of the battle of Midway. Up until that time, we were losing...

cmg that's pukerin' some bee hinds.

The fines are so miniscule. It's like, they have to do something, so you made 100mm, give us 2 back. What is the logic in doing that, besides the fact it is a captive organisation? I mean, with the amount of fraud, with proper fines and the ability to keep a good part, they could pay for the...

.....or, as in the Aguirre / Mack debacle, they nail mom and pop, and let Mack skip. Deepfried, did you run across that favoritism when you were in investigation? Article in Marketwatch on SEC Employee review. I think it's part of the GAO probe...

I wonder if this is strictly biz, or a little vendetta on the side? You're old, rich. what the hell. pass out a little grief.

I'm hopin' prison, but that's just me!:D

One time, some thirty five years ago, some goombahs sent me to the harness track with pockets stuffed w/cash. Put it on Valero, they said. We drank some beer, ate some artery stuffing food, and I said to my compadre, 'There ain't no way this horse should win this race." My self preservation...

from the "is that a DVD in your pocket, or are happy to see me?" dept. Best one I heard was a grocery store near a Century Village in Florida. To live there, I guess you need to be a hundred. Anyway, this guy is standing in the checkout line, and blood is running down his face. A woman in...