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Old Fashioned Entertainment <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ai4tPe80S6Q?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

Med School Exam When I was young my intent was to go to medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam. The deciding question was, "Re-arrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect." Those who spelled SPINE became...

Royal Navy News The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence. The next five...

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All Wet Q: How do mermaids have babies? A: Sea section! :) :) :)

SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One hot day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window...

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Cardiovascular Exercise The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and muscle mass. If you're over 50, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more...

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The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Rather poor reception and the sound is slightly garbled, but everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"...

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Wrt Dead Penguins Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for...

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The Second Opinion The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve...

Q: Why does society need stock analysts? A: So that weather forecasters look good! :) :) :)

Guten Morgen Damen Und Herren <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TA-vURGvMA0?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :) :) :)

Steve Martin Quotes "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87." "Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke." "The...

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The Gorgeous Redhead A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the...