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Grammar is important. Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".

Taking a quick look at the bottom ten or so of those, I don't think I recognize any of those names. I always like comparing my own results to those of the hedgies, even though I know it's not a linear comparison. What does a wealthy investor do when he sees that he has lost millions and he is...

Closed this one out at a loss yesterday at 33.27.

Closed this one out at a loss on the 4th at 53.83, it wasn't acting right.

Seriously, click the link and watch the video. When the sheriff arrived on scene, the sheriff told the old man to put his hands up. Hey told the sheriff he is the property owner and he isn't putting his hands up.

BWAHAHAHA! But seriously, you gotta love this old guy, he sat there in his chair and waited for the punks to come up the stairs. I would have loved to see the look on the punks face when he saw the muzzle flash.

Click the link to see a video of the murderer re-enacting the crime!

Police refused to arrest him and now he demands his gun back! http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-09-05/intruder-alert/57597076/1?csp=hf VERONA, Ohio – After his house was burglarized three times in a 12-day stretch in August, Earl Jones decided he'd had enough. By...

I worked in a boiler room about twenty years ago and the younger guys would start prank calling anybody who "tried to take the piss out" of them as you say. They would even get the number of a local pizza place and have a pizza sent to them. You could be in for a battle, have fun.

I don't have a visible bald spot, but I use liquid minoxidil along with finasteride and my hair thickened up noticably. I've been using the minoxidil for about three years now and I took a two month holiday from it earlier this year.

Craigslist ads show that most non-skilled warehouse worker jobs pay in the range of $10 - $12 per hour. At the particular warehouse I was referring to, the pay is $19 - $20, it's a fortune 500 company.

What's the haps, chaps? Sunday night, updating my market diary, reading Barron's, sipping wine. Totally bizzare incident last night when I was standing outside the bar waiting on a cab. A large car, (mabye a Lincoln?), pulled up and the driver asks if I called a cab. I said yes, and I...

A 21 year old fry cook in the hear of Appalachia who solves a 35 year old murder cold case. Crap, I just spoiled the ending.....

Yanked the headphones out of my ears and shut off the youtube videos. I gotta get some writing done, there's no way in hell I'll ever make the NYT bestseller list if I spend all of my time watching 80's rock videos.....

There's an ad for an apartment on craigslist for an apartment that is exactly like mine, obviously designed by the same architect in the 1920's. They are asking $1125 per month rent and there is no parking provided. Mine is $920 per month with parking provided. Although they have much better...

And babbling utter nonsense all day................ yes! you're right! It is

But you gotta admit that Jehovah is an easy target. To a comedian, he's like a hanging curve ball to a batter. This guy, he flies around up in the sky shooting lightning bolts out of his ass and getting pissed at every little thing, all the while demanding to be worshipped. It's just too hard to...

Getting surprised at how much better I sleep and how much more energy I have if I don't drink alcohol before going to bed. One of my neighbors is having a coughing fit right now. Saw a mouse out in the courtyard this morning, the little fucker jumped clear across a side walk, and...

Frankly, I didn't believe this, as far as the tax increase goes. I didn't think there was any way in hell that any Koch would support any tax increase. When I fact checked, it's being covered by quite a few media outlets, so I guess he really has flipped on taxes.

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