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"Chinese economic data" is a double oxymoron. Why should we give a shit about a revision to something that was almost certainly a blatant lie in the first place?

Not if it gives you something legitimate to whine about. Innovest: "Dr. Deco, should I stop poking myself in the eye with this needle?" Dr. Deco: "No! Most certainly not! You are entertaining everyone around you and making them feel smart!"

I am starting a self-help group to grieve for our and ET's mutual loss. How much do you think I should charge? But already I am beset by doubts. How will I know if he ever says anything that makes sense? Or worse, if he repents of deceiving me all these years and begs me to take him off...

jem, you have always been a gem of ET. I will agree to your challenge if you only will start each of of your talking points out with "How not to..." Because in truth, but for a few feeble dull edges, all I know for sure is "how not to."

The pain still clutches at my leathern black old heart. Jack taught me so much over the years. What a gullible fool I am. What does not work. What I don't want to be like in twelve years. For that I owe him. But upon reflection I concluded that I have paid him back many times over by trying and...

Oh, "Rightly Guided" one, there is but one arbiter of too little, too much, and just enough. And that is the Holy Backtest. The proper stop loss keepeth us from the evil of fear. And the optimal profit target keepeth us from excessive greed. How many wives one taketh with the Muslim ideal of...

Rashy, evidemment you are not from Texas in the USoyVeh, where "Too much is not enough!"

Dr. Deco has the good sense to recognize accept and act upon his complete and utter irrelevance to ET by not posting unless provoked into it. Not that I am giving advice. Also I am busy trading.

With the deepest respect and the fondest admiration, I must point out that Maestro is one of the subtlest humorists on ET.

It went ex div 6/11. One of my favorite stocks.

Depends on what you want. This one is good for fundamentals: http://www.google.com/finance/stockscreener#c0=MarketCap&c1=PE&c2=DividendYield&c3=Price52WeekPercChange&region=us&sector=AllSectors&sort=&sortOrder=

To filter what from what?

666, I went gliding with Jack last weekend. He said to say "Hi."

Haha! I was in France for a lot of that election. I loved the political commentator on TV Cinq who always mispronounced his name in faux-French as "Ross Parrot."

'At take some 'tenshun! Watchin' allum fi' hunnert rythe 'roun insida 'at ES! How he do dat?

Ahem , jem, gabby ain't from here and cain't vote for ObaMao. But he would if he could. You voted for Perot? You are to the right of even me.

I trade the same 100 stocks every day: NQ.

He and I have been entertaining ET for many years. But certain parties on ET haven't found us to be so funny. Some kinds of good company can only be had on the web. It is very hard to find people who trade every day who make fun of trading. It's a serious binnis, doncha know? I used to go...

The slippery slide into impoverished socialism is now irreversible. The Constitution is nibbled by Neo-Communists into Swiss cheese. Franklin said it best: "When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." I may have to flee to Canada. Are my Social...

You remember what Kevin Costner playing Elliot Ness in the film "The Untouchables" said to the Canadian Mountie who criticized his crude interrogation techniques? "You're not from here!" Dunning-Kruger is playing itself out in American politics.