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Maybe the fat head minnow was shy reproducing in front of a bunch of perveted voyerist scientists glaring waiting watching timing filming recording every movement. ewwwww!!! Sick fuckers those scientists.:D

Maybe 75k is the magic number because at that figure you are not desperate. You have the choice between new and repair. Quality vs cheap. You have more options, not to say you'll go with the most expensive because you can but, it is an available choice.

This "::.. :..: :.... :.:: " is Braille and spelt out = Bambi. Hence, I once knew a blind guy, don't know him anymore, turns out he was a she. lol .... :D ps. lol , not true I am not laughing nor am I out loud. in braille though lol = :..: :.... :.:: If you think this is true...

Ya know, that got me to thinking. If they got rid of pattern day trading requirements and advertised that fact, probably could get this market flying again. Maybe like the dot com days. We'd have plenty of day traders. wtf, we got $20 maybe $50 dollar lottery tickets being sold everyday, get...

Man walks into library " Do you have a book on schizophrenia?" The librarian says, " We only have one but they are both out at the moment"

France faces serious disruption on Tuesday in a nationwide strike to fight proposals to raise the retirement age. The first fight France aren't running away from.

Suppose we didn't have a labor day holiday. How would people know when summer ends?

I knew a blind guy once, his name was ::.. :..: :.... :.::

- The Day the Earth Stood Still ----------------------- I hadn't read that before. I suppose this is just human nature. Why should gov't be any different? Our gov't is just collective human nature. Individually we really don't change until something motivates us, usually a crisis. Ie...

I went to the Doctor with lower back pain. The Doctor says to me - "Can I ask you a sensitive question? Do you masterbate? I said, " sometimes, Why?" The Dr said " its fucking great isn't it"

Thanks. I'm going to check this out. I need a pair, I might try a pair for one of my girls.

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency Washington, DC -- Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of Jan 1, 2011. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record...

I bought some of these flavoured condoms the other day. Said to my wife, "Let's have a game - I put one on and you try to guess what favour it is." She closed her eyes, went under the blanket and said, "Cheese and onion flavour." I said, "For fuck's sake, give me time to put one on."

I will never forget what my dear old Dad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Son... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I learned fast that outside of the hard sciences, whoever is in charge is who determines what is true. ---------------- The birth of political correctness.

Thanks for the kind words. Then there are times I sit and ponder – if only they would learn from the mistakes I’ve made…. what an advantage for them... Have you been to a bowling alley? They have these bumpers so your ball doesn't go in the gutter. I sit and ponder if I'm one of...

I went to my psychiatrist and told him my obsession for masterbating is ruining my life. "Mr Nutmeg," he said, "I'll do all I can to help solve your problem, and we'll beat this addiction together." I'm all for male bonding, but that's just perverted.

doctors have advised me I need a vasectomy, its a big procedure i guess. but its my fault for sticking the vase up my ass in the first place

I agree RN. I just had a similiar conversation with my daughter. Basically having confidence and trust in your own ability. I think people can go through their whole life second guessing themselves. --------------------- Now I suppose if I was worth a shit I could tell you how to get...

This memo was a startling revelation. --------------------------- Perhaps a startling revelation for those who do not understand government. Iraq was a nice static staging area for a US presence in the ME. No more no less. Bush's strategy/pretense etc, was not to gather support of...