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    When my girlfriend had her baby (a boy), I asked her what she wanted to call him. She said, "Steve." I said, "But that's your ex-boyfriends' name." She replied, "Yeah. He was the first guy that came into my head."
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    Short story, I really don't like to get personal but just this once. I was born on 5/5/1955, and my lucky number is 5. On my birthday in 2005, I went to the track, a horse was running named Pentagon racing in the 5th race at 5:55, with the odds of 55-1. I had $555.00 with me and I bet...
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    Looming Foreclosure halt market panic.

    Hmnnn. I'd like to see any data on claims paid out for title insurance prior to this fiasco. I always thought title insurance was a scam, (which looks to be right behind PMI). Anyways, I bought my home without title insurance primarily because I couldn't get a policy written because the house...
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    A large portion of job losses are gov jobs.

    The question is will the voting public have the stomach to hold their noses while we shrink government spending? ------------------------ Pols have an app for that. Want smaller gov't? Close parks pools playgrounds, lay off firefighters, cops and quit cleaniing the streets. What we are...
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    Greatest Business ideas of all times list.

    NEW YORK - If there's one thing everyone will remember from the closing days of Operating Iraqi Freedom, there's a good chance it will be a deck of cards. Some 200 decks of cards featuring Iraq's most wanted on the playing faces were printed by the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency and...
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    Free tip for the Younguns.

    You can buy a Fedex route no CDL needed (box truck) Routes are different price but aprox 75k. You'll be making 60 - 80k 1st year. You can buy more than one and hire a driver.
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    Music to think to

    1-800-307-5000 This will connect you with Amtrak. Use speaker phone and enjoy Penn station music classics without the background chatter of people. Usually you'll get 30 minutes of uninterrupted music before someone picks up "Si Habla Espanol?"
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    Nobel price economics awarded monday, who should get it?

    Not Bernanke, we need people of color. 2nd choice Rangel (damn good job as chairman of IRS.
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    Angle: Muslim law taking hold in parts of US

    The Fordson HS (Dearbornstan aka Hezbollah High) football team prays to Allah on the field before a game. So much for public school and prayer.
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    The Beginning of the End of Ridiculous Drug Laws Thats cost us Billions

    "available in 3 skin tones" I wonder if they have a skin tone "Cheese doodle orange"?
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    A large portion of job losses are gov jobs.

    I hear bernanke is going to work for coinstar.
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    Meanwhile...back at the ranch. ..... most lenders sold their mortgages to Fannie Mae, it is largely that company that has been sending e-mails to real estate agents about putting off deals and removing houses from the market...... Sigh, another headline that's not funny...but it is...
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    The Beginning of the End of Ridiculous Drug Laws Thats cost us Billions

    No one has answered the question of how you can legally smoke pot and pass a drug test for work. The liability is to high. Some corps won't hire you if you smoke tobacco and fail a nicotine test and now you want to legalize pot?
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    Tell me, what's your biggest frustration in trading?

    C/mon. seriously what's so hard about 9 dollars? It's only a penny. Oct 7, 2010 9.01 9.03 8.85 8.87 481,200 8.99 Oct 6, 2010 8.94 9.00 8.86 8.99 431,600 8.99 Oct 5, 2010 9.00 9.08 8.88 8.89 966,600 8.99 Oct 4, 2010 8.90 9.00 8.90 9.00 641,400 8.99 Oct 1, 2010 8.82 8.95 8.74 8.89...
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    is this for real?

    How to get rich:- 1. Marry an anorexic. 2. get your wife life insurance. 3. Keep telling your wife she's fat.
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    Angle: Muslim law taking hold in parts of US

    Angle is in a dead-heat race against Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. http://apnews.myway.com//article/20101008/D9IN5VG80.html "This seems to be an example of incoherent bigotry." OTH, it could be opening up dialogue to get in touch with our warm and fuzzy inner self. :cool:
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    My optician has raised his prices. He claims to have remodeled the waiting room but no one can tell.
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