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The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

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Beginning on Jan. 1, insurance companies will have to spend 80% to 85% of the premiums they collect on medical care instead of toward their own profits and overhead costs. ------------------------------- One problem with this ratio is for companies with high turnover, and youthful workforce...

When regrets replace dreams. You're screwed.

Some economists wondered whether the Fed might try a bit of psychology on the markets as it heads into the November meeting. http://www.cnbc.com/id/39760494

If "Psychology is Overrated" what is confidence in our banking system? Why are words carefully chosen from the fed reserve? Why is it unethical or possibly illegal for an "official" (ie politician, governor, etc) to undermine confidence in our markets? What is margin? What is a bear raid? If...

"Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that...?" thought the spider.

But there is this security blanket thing about working that I cannot seem to kick -------------------------- Same here. But when the snow is falling in the morning and you don't have to go out in it..... OR I think back to all the lunches I ate while I worked,,,, oh ah pay back...

He has everything, in the end all he needs is his thermos ... and this remote.. and the tv guide....and this chair... <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1el59ig9AK8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen"...

I got an 800 call this morning (gees I was fast on my feet with this one) "Hello Nutmeg, I'm not asking for a donation, what I am asking if you would consider mailing an invitation to 15 of your neighbors seeking a donation for cancer research" Me: "My neighbors hate me" "I'm sorry to...

All I need is my thermos.:cool:

Upon exiting the bar, Nutmeg received a strong blow in the back of the head. Turning around, he saw that it was the pavement.

Everybody in my town is scared to say anything wrong to the local optician. He's got contacts.

The algorithm did pretty well using stock market data alone, predicting the shape of the stock market with 73.3 percent accuracy. But it did even better when the emotional information was added, reaching up to 86.7 percent accuracy. ---------------------------------------- Doesn't everyone...

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The article reads like an infomercial. Fucking crack up. Knock yourself out, buy a container of bicycles from Alibaba and sell them on the Apprentice. "Ow it hurts" "What hurts?" "Paying back that student loan" Party like a rock star eeehhaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!:D :D :D Go...

"How did such an incompetent lazy prick ever worked his way up the chain of comand? -------------------------- Probably at some point in time he was relevant and so was the "boss" who promoted him. One or both could become deadwood.

lol. He sounds like Jesse Jackson.:D

In three weeks time people in California will vote on whether to legalize marijuana. In three weeks and one day thousands of stoners will be saying, "Fuck, that was yesterday we were supposed to vote?"

WASHINGTON -- Young voters who had been enthralled by Barack Obama's "Yes, we can" message are now saying "Maybe not". Why? Well, these young voters have completed another 2 years of edjumacation since Obama took office and picked up on the fact that their President is a putz.