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My wife asked me how many women I had slept with. I told her that she was the only one, all the others had kept me awake all night screwing.

Start out with some stocks you like. Add a couple of related stocks to the ones you like. Add a couple biggies (I use WMT and MCD) to see how they follow the market. Put in a financial stock or two, for the same reason. As you read the news or you get an idea, add it.

Sarah Palin has commented, saying that Julian Assange should be hunted down "like Osama Bin Laden". In other words, we'll never find him.

Hitler tells Cripps to leave the room @ .57. :D

Just putting this out there because it needs more research. In the "Hitler finds out" series of videos on you tube, Hitler mentions a name "Cripps" and therein must be another joke perhaps a good one at that. Sir Richard Stafford Cripps (24 April 1889 – 21 April 1952) was a British...

Obama is a constitutional law professor unlike boilerplate lawyers in Congress. This will be a tough court case.

We had a historic building somewhere around here, they need about 1m bucks to fix it up or whatever it is they do. Well, the earmarks never amounted to 1m for this building but usually in the 250 k range every year, so the money (250k) was used every year to "study" the preservation, get updated...

When I was a kid my uncles used to keep beer in the milk chute. He'd grab one from the inside and I grab one from the outside.{:>)

I read a paper on how shooping on the internet is "green". Good for the envronment.

Hmnnn.. Routine check point regarding boats. State police, Encon, sheriff, etc can board your boat, check it out for your "safety" and nothing you can do about it.

Keep your eye on elderly neighbours this winter, you might get some free milk and newspapers.

Within the world of the joke, scrod is a past participle in a passive construction, pure and simple. (woooo...) It's not often I hear the past participle would be completely lacking in humor because the past participle is used all the time. The same would be true if you used passive in...

I hear ya. I've been on ggogle have th nite asking around "what's da joke"./ pluperfect subjunctive wtfis dat:D I'll get to the bottom of this........:cool:

"Oh, I've got the most wonderful new boyfriend. He takes me up to Boston to get scrod." Her friend says, "Dearie, you don't need to go to Boston to get scrod."

In my younger days, I'd vote villian. Having been around a few years, I vote hero. There've been other instances where "sensitive" issues have been published and we have survived, history repeats, Oh well....

Why is it so easy to get credit to buy shit that wears out and breaks? Think anyone is offering credit on investments, no payments till 2014? C'mon, wouldn't it be fun to "charge" a thousand shares of the GM, no payments till 2014.

A man gets out of prison after four years, and his wife and kids pick him up at the gate. He gets in the car and says, "F.F." His wife responds with "E.F." The man says, "F.F." Again the wife says, "E.F!" This goes on for about five minutes before the kids speak up and ask, "What the hell...

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Wikileaks reveals US global fears: Spiders, clowns, the dark......

I hope north and south Korea cause a world war so i dont have to go in college tommorow.. Either that or it snows.