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I work with altzheimer sufferer's and today was the Christmas Party. I came home with a lovely card from my boss and 27 envelopes.

Most Important Lesson Of The Year Don't be intimidated by the experts. Read a few books this year that confirmed this point, esp in light of the financial crisis. Not that we shouldn't respect their opinion, think for your self and if you disagree, so be it.

Don't mean to get off track here, I have to comment, I understand your dilemma and I'm aware you didn't ask for advice bet hey, it's the net. When the father accepts the son as his equal and recognizes him for the man he is, your son will change. In essence, you have to change first, then...

Rudolph the Red Nose Bagholder (sigh.... not on you tube yet) Another favorite is "Back Door Santa". But that ones been played out.

I must have a face gay men love, because they're constantly hitting on me. I always end up having to beat them off with a stick. It's not as effective as a handjob, mind you, but it get's them there.

As I looked out from the classroom, watching my students play Hide & Seek I suddenly realised it was getting late. "Hey!" I shouted, "It's break time. This week's lesson in French Culture has finished."

Optional, that was very nice post. I think we sould say the pledge of alligence to the flag each morning and follow up with those words of wisdom. Very sensitive, pleasant and a comforting reminder, using a firm voice of course.

I read it. Generally I go with my first thoughts, which are: I disagree with most of what he wrote. Now I have to re-read and figure out why my first impression could be wrong. This is a personal problem.:eek: :D

This is a perfect example, A physical act , a split second decision that is easy to relate but what of the conscious decision that is based on hours of agonizing over doing the "right" thing as Cutten offered in his post and the person chooses to risk everything by continuing to act in disregard...

I got a card in the mail from the dyslexia society today and it said: Merry Eczemas.

My wife just gave birth to a baby girl with ten fingers and ten toes. She gets that from my side of the family.

The gay community needs a new agenda. Gay-Marine Hero. Gay-Marines Wed. So on and so forth.....

My wife was giving birth today. The doctor and I were standing over her. He kept repeating: "Push! Push!" I said: "I am, it's not going back in."

My doctor told me that I was clinically obese the other day. I didn't have an appointment, he just shouted it down the street.

I work in a Clinic which helps the depressed people. They got bored one day so I decided to play a game of Hangman with them. Turns out it wasn't a good idea..

I follow this code whenever I'm posting on ET.

Although I can't be sure, my best guess would be that 99% of viruses originate as a result or have something to do with advertising/marketing.

The Fed gets busted with wiki keaks and now is advocating privacy laws. No thanks Uncle Sam. Everytime the gov't "ensures' my privacy, we lose more freedoms and identity theft takes on a new form. If you want to end "tracking data" make it illegal to sell, store or retrieve.

Dogs aren't just for Christmas, they make excellent food, too. -Chinese Proverb

Big Banks and Big Ben....here piggie piggie.... lmao... Save the piggie. snort snort...awwww feel better............ "I [Bernanke] am reminded of a story about Abraham Lincoln." Once upon a time..... Lincoln was riding with a friend in a carriage on a rainy evening. As they rode...