Search results

Move over Mickey-D ET's very own Old Trader has done what many said could not be done! Working from his vintage Apple II+ computer, Old Fader has now served up more words in aphie's journal than McDonald's has severed hamburgers! Keep up the good work, Old Trader - and could I get some...

Dear Mr. Subliminal, Just a note to tell you how much I enjoy your journal(I also enjoy going to the proctologist), and how much I miss it(especially the losing days). Is there any chance that you will be starting it up again (or moving away – like far away)? I read margo trader’s...

Isn’t it amazing the amount of attention the adventures of young aphie has drawn. No doubt because it/he has touched a cord deep within. Maybe it’s because we see something of ourselves in the boy. * His unbridled optimism – we encourage his so that our own won’t die. &#61623...

hmmm so it’s Saturday morning and I’m doing what I almost always do on Saturday mornings – I’m intensely going over the charts. And, as per usual, all kinds of things are jumping out at me, that were not there in real time. (So what else is new?) I am not a big fan of...

Brown and Dirty The Skirt has learned of trouble between city officials and Mister Doctor Nevo. Nevo who trades every futures market on Earth, plus 17 on Mars, and three others on Pluto, causes area-wide brown-outs when running his nightly scans, The two parties are expected to meet on...

Quah Quits? "No way", said ET's preeminent systems developer. The brilliant Quah is said to be working on a new all but fool proff method for trading the E-Mini S&P. Sources tell "The Skirt" that if the fat baldheaded trader on the third step in the Big Pit leaves to go to the men's room...

Doc Still Down? ET trader Mister Doctor Nevo had not been heard from at press time, leading skeptics to wonder about the size of todays drawdown. The good doctor, who's uncomplicated system runs on 23 desktop computers, a Palm Pilot, and two slide rules was unavailable for comment.

Not Today Prolific tampa did not trade today, saying: "Look I'm not paranoid or anything, but did you see the afternoon action? Chop. chop. up, down. Do you know why? Because I wasn't in the market, and no one could figure out what the other side of the trade should be." The veteran...

WEEKEND EDITION Circles, and Boxes, and Arrows, oh my! Popular ET trader margo trader has added circles, and boxes and arrows to go along with her fascinating trend lines in her periodic journal. But one veteran forum member said that he is not impressed. Saying: “I want to see how...

Tragedy Strikes! The lovable aphie, famous for dispensing his two-cents worth, is reportedly down to his last two cents. Everyone’s favorite on the Elite Traders Forum, is reported to have been trading Kangaroo Belly Futures on the notoriously fast paced overnight Australian Exchange...

Sir, I am not trying to be funny - just reporting what happened. (but I'm glad it amuse you:))

HE’S BACK! Yet another stunning event in a day of stunning events. The lovable aphie, who only earlier this day was quoted as saying: “Screw this journal”, announced to his throng of followers that he had reconsidered, and would resume posting. A premiere trading advisor who has...

THE SKIRT’S ON AGAIN In a stunning reversal, tampa announced that it was all just a misunderstanding, and that the widely read journal would resume. It seems that other unspecified matters occupied the popular poster on Friday, taking him away from his two loves – posting and trading...

TAMPA DROPS SKIRT! In a hastily called news conference, the prolific "journalest" known as tampa, announced the end of his popular "short skirt" journal. When asked by reporters why the sudden demise, the scribe said that there were a number of reasons. "First and foremost, the journal...

To: daniel m From: tampa Pre-market post is a work in progress. So just keep your pants on, or your skirt - whatever! It wont be long...

My Dearest Commisso Perhaps you might consider rereading the thread - Most of what you will find there is parody.

abc abc

Aphie, let me start out by being perfectly blunt. You have annoyed me, and others to the max. But let’s put the past behind us.... But let me continue to be blunt. You ain’t too good at this – and you’re not alone. It’s hard, and full of pit falls. You have received much good...

Latest Develpments In a tragic turn of events, authorities have confirmed that the noted "journalest"”Mister AllenZ is indeed locked in his office at this late hour. Mrs. Z, wife of the ET member, was brought to the scene by police to plead with him to come out. On a bullhorn provided by...

(blushing) Thank you...