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Attached is the rip-roaring bull market edition of my new BTFD system as applied to GLD. The "buy" line is in green. My investment in time and pain to develop BTFD would astound you, so don't even ask for the code. It is not for sale at any price unless the price is right. It uses four SLOCs...

This IS the definition of an EMA. Using an EMA on the lows and another on the highs reduces whiplash. Both are very close to the 50 EMA used by many institutional investors. I use this to identify support for scaling into long position trades and investments. And for ditching weakening...

Well, if you like him so much, you could un-ban him.

USO tracks gud.

Au contraire! Lead from your strength. I am a sparky myself and that background has served me well.

OK, let's play a game of "My First NT Chart." Dang it! Can't find symbol lookup on the menu or in Help! How am I supposed to make a chart? OK....File...New...Chart. Awwrite! The first thing that pops up is a window where I can select from the 636 most popular US instruments. And the option to...

Oh, my! I downloaded NT and fired it up. Whoa! This does not look anything like ESignal! Is that maybe a clue? Let's see....what did I do to learn ESignal....let's crank ESignal up...ah, yes, there's the help link...punch help topics....what's this...an error message, "failed to launch...

Merely typing the thread title gave me a paralyzing migraine. Where will my challenge lead me? To have a stroke? Pour commencer, I refreshed my memory on how one learns to use ESignal: go to the home page click on the link for the ESignal product you want to learn about click on the link...

Liberals don't got no dicks. They are all pussies. My mother almost killed my father in his sleep with a twelve inch cast iron frying pan when she found out about him and the nice lady next door. My mother was no liberal!

I am no econonomist. But bear with me: the chinks sell Treasurys (not my spelling, theirs) the Bernank buys them (who the fuck else would?) the Bernank pays in dollars the chinks have to get rid of the paper summers the chinks buy US assets with their worthells paper the US...

Hmmmm. Two narrow range days? In a strong uptrend? Followed by a breakout? I don't get it.

For starters, you are a lying SOB because your English is highly idiotmatic, so you are clearly a naive speaker. That said, what you need is a system. Excusing my lisp, queerly you do not have one. I can help. But it will be painful. Because to become a systematic trader you must first...

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

1.75 liters. Priced to the penny the same as Tito's at GoodyGoody. If you filter your own water, that cost is near zero. But throw a few bucks of your savings in an old pickled pigs' feet jar for a liver transplant.

I use 11 every day now to get a quick look at my position trades and investments in a 20 chart page. I thought it was robust in this simple application. Haha! I decided to change the look of the candlesticks. So I selected a chart, went to Format Object. Made the change. And selected Apply All...

My wife is always getting sucked in by specious sales ads which advertise "ridiculously low prices!" So I made up a spread sheet for her of thge things we commonly buy so she would be able to see that nobody EVER beats Sams's Club prices. A side benefit of this is that I periodically track...

Are you sure you aren't married to my ex? I like the flea market idea, thanks. You are inded a connoissewer of guns. Alas, my dainty hands and delicate ears do not permit me to fondle 45s. And besides, it would not fit well in the SmartCarry which is my preferred holster. As to a knife...

The most boring poster...and the riskiest to pay attention to...now on ignore. Sweet relief!

I had one years ago I bought in Paris, but someone passing through the house stole it. Illegal in Texas now, so intruders are just going to have to settle for getting shot. I tend not to complain to my wife about her shoes, as long as she occasionally parades around naked in them.

I am not sure if that is creatively impulsive or impulsively creative. Either way, robust backtested system trading is the cure. Bitch Market seems to be impulsive, but if you look at her statistically, as you should with all women, you can get her number.