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Oil driving the markets is ridiculous. There is just too much scared money out there not doing any good. Oil is the economy, forget about the real estate nonsense going on, thats on the back burner. Everything has been revolving around the black gold. Its retarded in my opinion, but im just...

Chuck Norris is traded on the nasdaq under the symbol PAIN. No one can trade it except for Chuck Himself.

When Chuck Norris buys options, they don't expire. Ever.

Chuck Norris starts his trading day after the closing bell.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to put in orders to make a profit, he stares at his P&L until it shows up out of fear. Chuck Norris doesn't have a P&L statement. Chuck Norris never has a loss.

10 points LOL

Chuck Norris can buy the Bid.

Chuck Norris determines the Bid/Ask when he trades

ROFLMAO this is histerical. Greatest thread ever made.

well, I dont trade futures really so I suppose thats a good thing in this case. I have been getting more aggressive with options lately and still trade stocks. I stick to stocks, ETFs, ADRs, options. Thats pretty much it, I like to keep it simple. I dont need to trade futures, bonds, or...

Thank you. Do you know if I can transfer assets from another brokerage account to them?

I've heard a lot of good things about them and I just wanted to know how their platform is from the people here. Im looking to trade equities, options, and ETFs, nothing really more than that. I trade options more often than anything else. I heard they have a great options sytem. Can you...

is it that hard to find a place like that?

Anyone know of a firm that has remote trading access able to house LLC accounts great atmosphere great technology/trading platform can trade NASD/NYSE/ADRs/ETFs/Options back office support i think that about covers it. Oh yes, and based in manhattan preferably thanks

I just wanted to say, I LOVE this thread!

That's still too high in my opinion. I don't think they should have cut this past time. Everyone and his grandma with a pulse is saying to keep cutting rates bla bla bla. IMO, they're idiots. Stop crying about your bad decisions that you keep taking a bath on and wake up. None of that is...

now THIS is a funny post! it's a big wonder how some people still have their heads above water after seeing so many posts like this.

I never said anything about you hurting my feelings there pal, I was just making a statement. Those were different circumstances for their depression. The US isnt in a depression anyhow.

that German depression was bad. The government just started printing money and giving it to people it owed it to after the first world war.

Wow. This has to be one of THE dumbest posts I have read in a while. Thank you, I needed that laugh.