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Yeah, that Sylvia Whadha is HOT!!!! :D

Lone Ranger and Tonto are in a bar. Cowboy comes in and says "Who owns the big white horse tied up outside?" Lone Ranger says "That's my horse, Silver!" Cowboy replies "Well, it's laying on the ground, passed out from the heat." Lone Ranger and Tonto go outside, get Silver up and give him...

Jeez max, you used to be one of the "good" ones. You could always be depended on to blow a long winded pompous a-wipe like scientist out of the water. Now you are backing up that dork? What happened to you? Sad...

We ain't talking about me. We are talking about you. You are an egotistical jerk. I admit I don't know if you really trade or not, but I sure as hell know someone of the "know-it-all-but-can't-do-it" ilk. That's you. Anybody else agree? I suspect that you are greatly disliked by most...

Top 10 List Of Egotistical Jerks Who Don't Really Trade: 1. Scientist

Kobe got caught takin' it to the HOLE one too many times!

Vagina tester. :p

Hurt my back the other day. Don't think I can do it now - Doc sez I can't lift nothin' heavy.. Hope I get better soon! :D

. Prophylactic tester. Uhhh, heterosexual ONLY! (Yeah, I know, some of you guys are disappointed...) :D :D :D :D :D

Saddam's chief physician called a meeting of all the Saddam "doubles" and look-alikes he uses for safety: "Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is, praise Allah, Saddam is still alive after the airstrike and is recovering. The bad news is, HE LOST AN ARM!"

. Q: Why do they call camels the "ships of the desert?" A: BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF ARAB "SEA MEN" :D :D :D :D :D :D

I liked him in "Happy Gilmore." And not only is Tampa no fun anymore, he has turned into a blind, guru-following jerk. The credibility and experience of anybody that professes expertise, even if that "knowledge" is freely given (and in the MOST OBFUSCATED WAY I HAVE EVER SEEN!), should be...

I am crushed. Silly ol' Tampa done got serious. :mad: I'll have to wait for Mr Market to come back on the board...:D

To heck with the trading info. Your irreverent (and irrelevant) and self-deprecating garbage is funny as hell. :D C'mon back and fix a brutha up!

And besides that, what kind of man plays squash? Ever see a squash player crush a beer can on his head? Didn't think so... :cool:

...better call Alice for bail :D :D :D

To heck with cattle. I need to know if Coffee and Unleaded Gasoline are liquid contracts! :D

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I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I...

I sense that you are somewhat "on the fence" about the France issue. Now, how do you REALLY feel about the situation? :p