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Gnome: You just don't get it. There's this lady in California who makes this special mustard and she was featured in a magazine with her mustard and now people want to buy it but she can't find venture capital for her exotic mustard business. And somebody might need a washing machine too...

To amend section 712 of the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974, section 2705 of the Public Health Service Act, section 9812 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to require equity in the provision of mental health and substance-related disorder benefits under group health plans...

Looks like lots of card for the money. Is this person trading with that system? Are they trading at that resolution? Or was it just a test to see how the card performed? I've been curious as to whether people actually trade at these high resolutions we hear about. Thanks.

Hank Paulson just called; he wants to take you up on that!

Since we're telling this style of joke... Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because they could not fit all that shit in a shoe. Why do Italian women wear long dresses? To hide the fly tape.

Only biology class. One on one instruction!

The entire graduating class of students is going to the beach after commencement. Who or what is "going to the beach"? A class (singular tense noun) Class is the noun. Therefore (is) is in the singular tense. If the sentence were "All students are going to the beach" then we...

One bunch = 1, and hence is, or Bees = many, and hence are The entire graduating class of students is (or are) going to the beach after commencement. (and I never knew why they call the very end, the commencement)

A bunch of bees is (are?) migrating north and one of them has to use the bathroom. Where do they go? To the BP of course! (a third grade teacher told me that one last night)

Here's how I saw the day play out Sunday night I go long JPY to close the gap to around 9500 then go short. I reverse my short at 9423. It's giving me lots of pleasure throughout the morning and into the House debate. I tuned in CSpan to watch the debate and the vote. As soon as I see it's...

I remember all the controversy but never knew they stopped production. I just read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Talon,_ammunition and I see it's no longer on the market. Guess I should hold on to what I have. I have a few hundred rounds. Cost me about $1/ round back when I stocked up...

Black Talon is very much legal. It is not armour piercing.

According to treasonous assholes inside the beltway, we can't buy a washing machine. And GE is selling that unit anyway. So who the hell wants to finanance a washing machine made in India or China? Fuck India and China. Time to look out for the USA. End the credit and fuck the banks. We...

As a child I was informed that people used to rush the trains to get the news in any given town. Imagine life without Al Gore's Internet!!! Or Henry Paulson's Depression!!!

post script: Hormel is next #1 just like in Y2K It will be for the arm & a leg a gettin! lol

Gold Cup Trophy; the only Colt! I have one for each hand With Black Talon 3 clips for each and plenty of Ole #7 what was the other? Toilet paper? We buy that by the case here! Did you see that Campbell's Soup was #1 on the NYSE today? Arm a gettin atw! lol :) Happy tradin...

Come on folks. This guy is in a jam and he has shown his respect for us by coming here asking for advice. OP: I'll be happy to pitch in, but you are going to have to provide a little more information first. If you don't want to provide the below requested information, that's...

Amen! Even his own party dislikes him. I'm sure much of today's downside was the Investment Banks (including and especially GS) playing bad ass "because they can" and because "I want my $700 Billion" like the bunch of spoiled brats they are. Just wait until idiot Bush is gone from...

The least they could have done was IMMEDIATELY say "The market is open; we are looking into why the bell did not ring." But no, they leave us hanging 5 minutes ... Of all days for that shit to happen.

Wall Street WAS drunk. The White House IS drunk!