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  1. Humpy

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    Around as they used to say
  2. Humpy

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    light emitting diodes to wit
  3. Humpy

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    Gotta keep George away from that thar red button for 11 more days !! That's the one that sets off WW111
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    It must give you USA guys a warm and comforting feeling that you are lead by the USA's finest .............. lol
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    Charging ahead to push electric cars

    Only a matter of time before they reduce a nuclear reactor to the size of an engine and away we go
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    Oil

    Jim Rogers expects oil to be $60-$70 soon
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    Charging ahead to push electric cars

    This is a great opportunity for B Ob to build hundreds more power stations so that everyone can charge up their cars/trucks overnight and get the unemployed off their fat arses
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    Martingale system in Trading

    Oh really ? Care to explain ? :confused:
  9. Humpy

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    So just to sum up the above a bit, we have our politicians, who seem to know not much about anything important except how to feather their own nests refering to economists, who are really only guessing, what to do about the economy, which is in a crisis of their own making. Well that's great...
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    should make at least 4 hits :D
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    One for you George
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    Obama's trillion dollar plus stimulus

    They keep harping on about stimuli to the economy forgetting about over production of stuff that people can't afford to buy. Pumping money into the auto industry and many others is probably money down the drain. But politicians need the sound bite and look of doing something Unless they...
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    HAPPY CHRISTMAS fellas and looking forward to another cracking year Little Johnny wakes up in the night and is feeling thirsty. He pushes open his parents door to ask permission to get a coke outa the freezer but they are just climaxing with screams and yells of delight. What are...
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    Possible end of GBP

    Its just a continuation of the pseudo Communists in the present British Govt. They have helped ruin the banking system of the West and now hope to take over Europe. It's no coincidence that £1=E1 !! They nearly bankrupted the UK in the 70s. Did bankrupt Russia in the 80s and are well on their...
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    A question about women

    If anyone ever invents a facecream/gene therapy or whatever that gets rid of woman's greatest foe ( wrinkles ), they would inherit the earth they would make so much money. eye of frog + guts of sheep boiled for etc etc.
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    What does it say about someone when they repeatedly imply they have strong ethics?

    Just another viewpoint, but have you ever noticed that a lot of accusations ( especially with politicians ) would be more applicable to themselves than the accused party ?
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    Q. from a crossword - what's often found at the bottom of birdcages ending in it ( 4 letters ) A. grit ( Anyone that thought of a word beginning with s - has a dirty mind and should do 10 press-ups as punishment )
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    What does it say about someone when they repeatedly imply they have strong ethics?

    Politicans are the ones I would squarely put in this category. Correct me if I am wrong but I seem to remember that Bush was once arrested for drink driving. Those sort of facts get deliberately lost and covered up by his brown nosing team. Maybe it should have come out more publicly -...
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    A question about women

    If you ever get the option then:- marry your plain but faithful house-keeper for the home comforts and bonk your mistress for pleasure. If the latter age then replace with newer model. If the former age it doesn't matter, they are like wine and get better and better.
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    Recently on a remote island in the Pacific a Japanese soldier was discovered who didn't know the war was over On the same island an Irishman was discovered who didn't know it had even begun and a drunken Scotsman who wanted to start it all over again
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