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Slow and easy strokes work best.

Yep. The cat gets it. Yea.wav means long. Ohno.wav means short. Sipping.wav means close the position. Trading so easy a cat could do it.

It is what rational traders call a congestion.

I'm betting a lot of aspiring noobs imagine women lounging around, not dogs. In my case, the wife's cat has just about finished her trading apprenticeship and is near ready to go live.

Agreed. Take the AM trade and screw off the rest of the day. I go shooting. Then do some reloading. Then the chores.

I tend to do that mostly when I am asleep.

The volume on the new contract (blue) still doesn't exceed that of the old (red) since the first Thursday rollover. Are many saying "I'll wait until the second Thurday per usual to rollover?"

Or was that "quite simply stupid?"

An excellent idea! Could we call it Market Gizzards?

Or maybe just filthy from sweating out losing positions which have no predetermined stops. Your unintentional meessage today Jack was NEED THREE VOLUME PAGES FIRST. Which I take to mean that you will introduce the PV relation soon in three short crib pages. I ill be folloing your tootelage...

When my gut hurts in the middle of the night it makes me think of Jack.

Why do I wake up in tha wee-wee hours wondering what brilliump NLP ewe have poasted? Here i rede: BIG MONEY MINORITY MARKET. Like all of your shit, true but use-ells.

GOVERNMENT INFORMATION PROVED STANDARD METHOD PERFORMANCE! I believe!

Trade or die!

Spammer, you are too shy. Here is the link you longed but feared to make: http://www.avoidingtheherd.com/ Sentimental analysis? English not your native language? The proper adjective is sedimental.

I was so hungover I assumed it was rollover day and I had missed it. You know, the CME algorithm, "Rollover is always on a Thursday, but when you think it should be the third Thursday it's really on the second Thursday unless it's a full moon, in which case it's the first Thursday." So did...

I am an experienced, competent, profitable, long-time futures trader. Don't believe it? Just ask me! Today is June 7th. A Thursday. Should that have rung a bell? Not with all the other things going through my head. Does my favorite porn site update today? What time can I give up on the market...

Can we generalize to "All TRADING books are rubbish?" What a waste of time and money and hope compared to diligently watching markets evolve in real time.

Thank you for that reference. I would be embarrassed to say that Toole is new to me, except that where I am from we would never have have considered any Loozianian literate. Miss'sippi was as low as we could allow.

I think they lernt that from senescent hippies like me: "Mom, why don't we ever go see grampa any more?" Poor nutrition, poor hygiene, lack etiquette, lack manners, lack good work ethic? Not me, I think as I suck on a vodka coke unwashed for three days picking my nose screaming fuck you at CNBC...