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Too bad we can't swap the baby seals for Paul McCartney.

kc, yo u makin' an asp of yo'self!

Public opinion about the gender role differences? I don't come from that planet, wherever that phrase originated. The male imperative is to spread one's seed, as long as he can pay for it and obey the law, kind of like an NBA player. :cool: You're imposing your morality on this 14-year old...

Bullshit the boy is too traumatized. His mother made him traumatized, and she will continue to traumatize him by making him believe he was bad when he was not. By making a big deal out of it, yes he will be traumatized. Just assure him that he did nothing wrong and move on.

I'm surprised you were able to say that with the one dangling in your mouth. :p

I wouldn't like it if it were my daughter. If it were my son, I'd say That's my boy! There's a difference between the two, and it may or may not be dangling between your legs. Just call me the anti-Oprah!

Keep the focus H. Limit that shit to 5-10 minutes per day to get your yaya's out. The keys to having a good life are: 1. Lots of sex 2. Going out with friends to dinner 3. Raising a good family 4. Shooting pool, having a few drinks 5. Read a good book every week 6. Get a job you love...

You're kidding, right? When I was fourteen years old, I would have gladly been fucked by the hot teacher. And if my parents sued, I would have divorced them for interfering!

Well, he's a conservative that doesn't recognize his own whininess, but he likes to play "pretend" vigilante. A real tough guy :D

US President George W. Bush said he hoped to resolve the nuclear dispute with Iran with diplomacy, but warned Tehran he would "use military might" if necessary to defend Israel. "The threat from Iran is, of course, their stated objective to destroy our strong ally Israel. That's a threat, a...

"Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should. "You have actually angered Him by your sin." "The Bible says His wrath abides on you, that you are an "enemy of God in your mind through wicked works." All narrated by a friendly brain-washed former child actor...

Hmm, we have somewhat of a different ritual on our annual trip to Vegas. Throw a little bit of raw Vegas into the mix, and you'll have a lot more fun. Some suggestions: 1. You have to go a strip club such as the Rhino, Cheetah, etc. (in the Stratosphere neighborhood). There is no better Vegas...

The United States has the world's highest incarceration rate by far (Texas is off the charts). We are 5% of the world's population (300 mill / 6 bill), and yet we have 25% of the world's nine million prisoners. Over two million here have been imprisoned in the drug "war". Perhaps it's our...

Currency comes with toppings, too.

In his very best "gay" voice, one of my friends use to call a pizzeria and order a sausage pizza with strict orders that the sausage be whole, uncut, and centered in the middle of the pizza. Usually, the order taker would spend several minutes trying to understand the order, and we would...

Let's hope you do... cheap bastards.

Impressive setup. They're going to throw a good businessman in jail. The drug war is a fucking joke!

I always thought that religion was so perverse because of the ways it prepares people for death. To live in fear of that judgment is awful. I always think of my grandmother's last words, simply "thank you". Thank you for a good life, and thank you for whatever death brings me. By removing the...

acro, you may find that while it's tempting to pile the toppings on your pizza, the crust suffers because it will tend to steam and get soggy from the liquid exuded by the various ingredients, for example the water from the vegetables and the juice from the chicken. If you do use lots of...

Thanks for the update, loser. Now go back to your Jerry Springer show. LOL!