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    Yeah what ifs?
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    Yeah what he said.
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    My god this is (still) funny!! The turbo Encabulator This has to be one of the most important automotive inventions of our time. http://biggeekdad.com/2010/11/turbo-encabulator/
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    A disgusting hoot! http://www.chonday.com/Videos/slosloberdog1
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    A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather...
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    This should pick things up around here a bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA waitforit= :24:D enjoy with a butter beer..? :(
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    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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    Last year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... This year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
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    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to...
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    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
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    Have you googled the image for the Christian Science Church in Dixon, IL yet? :eek:
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    Gee- We've become so politically correct-minded. Thoughtful, yet bizarre 'bout covers it? A BOOK OF NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS FOR THE BLIND / VISION IMPAIRED. http://tactilemindbook.com/ Now if it weren't missing the scratch and sniff panels, using Pay Pal would keep the purchase out of my c.c...
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    My dog swallowed some Scrabble tiles. Her next crap could spell disaster.
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    In response to President Obama's recent complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX announced today that they will now air " America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.
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    New Pub House bar design for the environmentalists.
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    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell...
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    Boston Crow Mystery Solved - Communication problem Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and...
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    Or so they think... The option of selecting "blank", in addition to the standard choices of "male" or female" on birth certificates will become available in Germany from November 1. The legislative change allows parents to opt out of determining their baby's gender, thereby allowing those...
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