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    When I think of my love I think of Puppies and Kittens Of course it's a vivisectionist with whom I am smitten
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    CTA Startup Costs

    You mis-read the question but thanks for your response
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    CTA Startup Costs

    For anyone who's done this and applied to trade interbank forex via ebs prime.What sum was required to get a credit line established in the prime bank?
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    There was a randy young man from Carlisle Who for quim would walk many a mile When setting out one day for a roll in the hay He spoilt his chances when he mis-straddled a style
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    trend following delusion shattered

    I'm afraid I never really got it but I got something that works reasonably.You probably know what.
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    trend following delusion shattered

    When MACD is above 75 and below 25
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    Spydertrader's Jack Hershey Equities Journal

    do it yourself
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    Jokes

    My love's bronzed beauty matches the sun at its zenith A pity she's a tranny who used to be called Kenneth. My love is like a red,red rose I spiked my wang on a sharp bed post
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    Jokes

    Is there a market for funny ditties and rhymmes?ie bumper stickers etc.How much do they pay?
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    Self abuse had disappeared from the Kingdom of Bhutan What had transpired to make this wonderfull thing happen?The King couldn't understand The mothers wept with joy that their children from such piety,rewards would reap A foreign emmissary asked ' My Lord,do you think it could be due to the...
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    Pinnochio.Pinnochio,wherefore art thou,Pinnochio. Juliet wailed I need a man to replace my lover Romeo,whose ardour has failed. I think you could be the man for the job,if man indeed you be. I was a tree hugger in my Hippy days and you can always lie to me.
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    Have you ever been to Blackburn? A veritable Hot-Pot of a Lancashire town! The inhabitants are many and are never known to frown. The girls from there are naughty and the men from there are lewd The local kids are many,numbering legion in a brood. I'm thinking of it for my holiday,if I can...
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    There was a young Sheep farmer from Dorset Who from a Sheep's fleece made his fiancee a corset It wasn't for couture our man needed a cure It was for the smell of a woman,he wasn't used to it
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    Jokes

    There was a young synchronised swimmer Who practiced her art in the river She swam au naturelle,tried inverting for a spell which caused passing pensioners to fall over their Zimmers
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    Jokes

    http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/lyle_24/myhero.html
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    Don's openings and more for 2005

    Are these trades your sole source of trading income or one among others?
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    I'd like a Guru Can I get me one for free? Just a red-hot mother of a Guru With a short skirt high above the knee She'd need nice thighs and a penchant to let them part A welcoming embrace and a promise not to fart Am I hoping,wishing for too much? Surely it's only natural to seek a...
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    Is it hard to become an Architect? Is it hard to qualify and succeed? Is it hard to come up,with an original strut? and do constraining planning laws make your heart bleed? I wish I had the brains to be an Architect I wouldn't have to live a dreary life I'd design me a home,where the...
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    Spydertrader's Jack Hershey Equities Journal

    I read that 'non disclosure' post as being by nwbprop.I'd like Jack's thoughts about how the Golden Age will come about (after some thought/advice I'm less worried than I was).
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    Is there anybody here from France ?

    Try UK
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