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ROTFFLMAO!! :D :D :D :D

LOL!! :D

Git it Nutmeg!! :D

I saw an ad on Craig's list for some young sheep for sale in Union Park couple weeks ago. Just checked the site again and guess what? Yep. That ad has been pulled.

Takes balls to eat this. Well, it use to!

On a first date, this meh looking sweetie is trying to impress me with some of her past BS and all. She was bragging on about trophies won, cheerleading captain, home-ec champion and on and on. Well the one that really perked my horny interest of course was her braggadocios claim of "I...

Yes, of the 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever! The Democratic Party publicity release said, "...after a just little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever." Breaks down like this according to the White House: * Reagan...

Laundry instructions for today's youth's.

Ha! This would be a direct benefit for tax dollars sent to Washington.

Bone Head - takes one to give one. (is this too "dirty"?)

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others........ When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan , Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in...

- similar but a neat variance - 27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted...

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen prove they are insured, but not that everyone must prove they are a citizen. And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable to prove they are citizens, will receive free insurance paid by those who are forced to buy insurance...

I think I've see you on the internet! That IS a problem to tag along everywhere!!

Current Headline: WATERVILLE, Maine (AP) — Waterville police say they found more than 600 oxycodone pills during a body cavity search of a New York City woman. Ryan S. Comment: Kind of like a disgusting human PEZ dispenser for addicts. Read more...

Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With only a .25 Cal Pistol This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. Just what is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire: While hiking in Alberta, Canada...

We just booked a really great deal on a cruise on the Incubator of the Seas! Hoping that we don't get a great deal more than what we paid for too!

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs! :p

Or Florida's 1,000,000 blue hairs.

Letmee see what's up with yo' mouse there Nutmeg. Probably just needs a little tweaking.