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I don’t think it will be nobody. I think even in the event of fences being pelted with crap the shallowest humans amongst us will want to bear witness from behind painted faces.

It would be much better if they’d supply non-deadly weapons. Or even healing weapons, anti-weapons as it were. Actually I might put this idea to some of the major arms manufacturers, I smell $$$!

He would gain more respect by exiting through the driver’s window Dukes of Hazard style.

Yes definitely looking forward to replacing my kitchen bin with a small fusion reactor so that I can use carrot tops and old teabags to keep the lights on.

A thousand years of intermittent war never really resolved anything, but that shouldn’t stop us trying it again hurrah!

There has been speculation that each of the two bars in a Twix represents one of the traditional genders and that therefore the product is discriminatory and should introduce a 3rd bar signifying non-specific gender identities. Or alternatively the company may just choose to sell an empty...

As good a definition of insanity as any other. Although personally anyone who doesn't think like me is probably eligible for the asylum (unless they are needed at large in society to e.g. serve cappuccinos in my fave cafe or perform other essential tasks).

Don’t panic we’ll seal it off in a mo, right after a nice cup of tea.

With the advance in life expectancy over the last few centuries natural selection has taken a battering as a huge proportion of the population lives long enough to have children, and what happens to them after that is of course irrelevant from a natural selection perspective. Is that a good or...

But what about those whose penis or clitoris was previously amputated in an horrific accident with a robotic lawnmower (hey Siri, cut the grass… argh nooooooo…)? Would they get off scot free? That might be construed as anti-genitalia discrimination.

I’m sorry to have to tell you that this test failed.

That’s all very well but was the bus powered by green energy?

Seems like rather a low estimate

Note to self: stop injecting performance enhancing drugs in to penis.

Unless you just remembered the answers from the first test and just kept repeating them? Anyway none of this will matter once humanity evolves in to a single vast genderless hybrid machine human mesh organism, that spans the solar system but also respects the rights of all beings that do not...

Or better yet an invectermine gun, killing two birds (quite literally if you fired at them) with one stone.

It’s not just the elites, the planet is overpopulated IMHO. Not that I want people to die, maybe just to have fewer children. Apart from me obviously, I don’t want to be bound by any restrictions.

Nice - I don't really know what this means but I'll be using it at the next opportunity.

Crabs apparently like human meat too but don’t often get the chance. Beware a hungry Japanese spider crab.

I am not keen on crab as a food. I keep picturing them all skulking around on the sea bed picking at the decaying corpses of drowned sailors which is very off putting.