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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a > series of tests, the last of which had left his > bodily systems extremely upset. > Upon making several false alarm trips to the > bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another > and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with...

Too many puckered pusses on both sides of those free flowing teets so possibly the reality of the vote not passing did not merit the effort? :( I'm sure a partisan historian may come out of the woodwork and enlighten us?

Thanks - Some history can be sweet. (I'm still holding my nose tho on 11-2)

Depends on the Kool-aid your sipping. :D

Can't wait for "the debates". Well, when did the liberal media decide a debate was to take on the format of a stupid and biased Q&A session? :confused:

Do you really get the partisan feeling watching Bill O Riley? Especially after his Obama interview? Bill - though tough for me to endure an hour of his personality, I believe he does try to stay fact based and politically asexual. As for Allen Combs, he only comes off as a weakling...

A cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle and came upon a restaurant >operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. > > Tourist: $5 > > Broiled Missionary: $10.00 > > Fried Explorer:$15.00 > > Baked or Grilled Politicians...

Two business men in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon- to-be opened new store. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some dumb tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're...

I thought it was determined that AIDS was the byproduct of bestiality. Individuals practicing their freedom of have any type of "affairs" they find enjoyable. Adult men and (hopefully) adult chimps swapping bodily fluids... - oh crap!! :eek: :eek: , maybe even chimpanzee anal fluids at...

What would you pay for a pair? Would you buy a pair of the ladies goggles for (your) good fortune? http://www.beerleaguethemovie.com/beergogglesflash.htm

A classic (Saturday Night) tale. Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to...

An older couple, Ray and Bessie, live in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over...

We're told that that is Flight 77 behind the rectangular post, leaving the trail of white exhaust smoke. But turbofan jets don't produce that kind of thick, white vapor trail. Only in special high altitude conditions do you see a white trail. But even then, it's not thick like here. But...

Thanks for the updating link. This will not go away for good reasons - as bad and as stupid as all this may seem - to some. Anyone who sees the tail of a 757 in the one Pentagon picture we have to " study" simply needs to don their glasses and lookie again.

Bubble - you just shared a great funny moment! This isn't funny but a peculiar - funny: The Beauty of Mathemagic 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 =...

I'm not really sure but I believe that is a new LOW Here, wash your brain out with this realllly stupid joke: What did the skeletons order bar? Beers and a mop. That did it - didn't it?

Chris Rock's quote of the year: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and...

>Becoming Illegal (From an Maryland resident to his senator) > >The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes >309 Hart Senate Office Building >Washington DC, 20510 > >Dear Senator Sarbanes, > >As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue >Service, I am writing to ask...

(probably a repeat) Chinese Doctor While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately...

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic..............................No breasts. Average looking.................Moo...