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Dead Giveaway! A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the...

Age-Old Virility The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The...

Ever watch "A Few Good Men"? Well, if you did, and you're in sales, you’ll enjoy greatly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Sales v. Operations For all the "non-revenue generators" out there: Sales: "You want answers?"...

Just a little Punny. . . .The Psychiatrist and The Proctologist Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and...

Newspaper Reader's Guide 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword...

$50 vs $5 Bill Clinton was jogging near his new home in Chappaqua and each day he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout...

Recent Quotes: Pedro It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of...

Good Motivation for Trading or Entrepreaneurship. . . http://www.hallmark.com/wcsstore/HallmarkStore/images/products/ecards/nfg1969.swf

Just too funny on a very simple level!!!

The Pope is visiting Washington, D. C., and President >> Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, >> sailing on the Presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're >> admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's >> hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the >> water...

I'm a Man, that's why!! Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. _______________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will...

Damn, wish I could have handled the higher level math courses - business (eventually accounting) just didn't swing like this. . . . Thanks for the insight!!

Subject: Einstein's birthday (a few days late): This month is the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted...

Only the Cubs. . . . Happy Hump Day! You should enjoy this as the first day that looks like "Spring for more than 3 hours" is suppose to happen in Chicago today. And it's almost Baseball's Opening Day--a national holiday in our house. GO CARDINALS ! (I am about to unfurl my new Cards...

Military Wit And Wisdom Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - US Marine Corps...

Too many sheep jokes. . . .

Subject: Lonely A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal...

As long as they don't 'cancel-us-out' again!!!! Still ticking!!, just not trading (much)!!

The Tombstone or the "Member"??

Partial Burial. . . .