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My dog...he clearly trumps everything/everyone else by a wide margin.

Little Johnny walked in on Mr Dodge in the bathroom once day. He asked him what that was hanging between his legs. Mr Dodge replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates. ''What's that?'' asked Jenny. ''Well,'' said...

What about Brazil? Seems they have a viable alternative...

How will Bush be viewed after his presidency??? Can't be better than how he is viewed DURING his presidency... There are many more reasons why Bush is clearly the most incompetent president this country has ever seen. For example... Lately, there have been a series of articles on...

OK - but my long term perspective is just the same. Forget about conventional oil. There are hundreds of billions of barrells of oil in the form of oil sands and oil shale. The recent technology to extract oil from sands has reduced the processing costs. In fact, it is so profitable based on...

So the $10 run-up in crude over the past week or so is due to everyone realizing that there will be no more oil left after China attains world dominance? Silly me. I thought it was just due to speculation and the reported political tensions in Iraq/Turkey (which is not really a factor, but...

of course...and a year from now, there will be no oil left in the world.

Thanks man! you just made my day. I think I have a tear coming out of my eye...

Oops..that should be $0.60 a gallon.

Are you kidding me? I read an article not too long ago...think it was Popular Mechanics...some dude was converting used cooking oil into bio-fuel for his farming equipment and an old station wagon. About $60 a gallon and no harmful emmissions. This guy is as American as you can get...

Don't get me started...

Exactly. So why is everyone surprised when the people that are in bed with the govt are giving false info (to their benefit)? What a shocker! Point being...change your friggin oil and stop buying the damned SUV's. This topic is equivalent to putting a band aid on a severed leg.

Are you people serious? Let's put things in perspective a bit... A qt of name brand motor oil runs about $2.50. Most engines only need 4 qts. That's $10.00 a change. Throw in a decent filter at $4 and you're up to $14. Every 3 months and the total each year is $56. This does not include...

I suddenly forgot what this thread was all about.

I don't see the Boss Hoss in your list???

A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?" About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you...

Yes. I'm sure his wife was pissed. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'. Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars'. One year Esther and Morris went...

"Abdulsalam hopes the computerized system will attract outside investors who may be waiting for the changes to be made rather than leave their money to the perils of erasers and whiteboards." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sign me up!!! On a side note, did this article originate from a small town...

"But you must accept that risk because the prices are very low and there is an opportunity for you to be a great investor in Iraq in the future." Are you fucking kidding me? Every dollar I earn gets taxed so we can police and subsequently rebuild that shit-hole. Is that not enough of a...