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Blotter or it didn't happen. :mad:

You should use your accumulated wealth to start a business. Maybe a franchise brick and mortar type of business like a fast food restaurant or maybe a cozy little coffee shop. It would be a nice project to keep you busy and pay some bills.

I hope my trading account stays alive well into my 65th year and that they will have healthier and more effective versions of viagra on the market.

Ride or die.

Cash clerk replies: Well, okay, then. Here's your fake fifty dollar bill back....a deal is a deal.

Cash clerk to customer: "I am sorry miss but this fifty dollar bill is counterfeit!" woman: "Damn! I've just been raped up the butt!"

Locked in to losers! Swung when I thought there was a 99.9% chance of a bounce. And here I am, praying and waiting. Guess I am still a big noob. :(

Good trading. Looking forward to your updates.

:eek: WOW! I wonder if he daytrades.

What do they call a really ugly young maiden in China? Yung Chow Yuck

Here's another win for the bull.

That looks like how the market is doing a number on me .

I hope this is not a repost.

If my disposable income ever gets large enough I will take up erotic photography and film making.

Store clerk to female customer: "I am sorry miss, but this $50 dollar bill is counterfeit" Woman: "Damn! I've just been seduced!"

Do guys in your positions get bonuses in addition to salary? You must rake in upwards of 7 figures+/year!!!

And some philosophical blues is good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunijJM_gWU

You need something to keep you awake during the lulls. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TopkgGxGzQs

Yesterday while I was walking my dog I spotted through slightly parted curtains of my neighbors house a man making love to my neighbor's wife. Immediately I called him at the bar he works at. "Hey, buddy." I said, "Get over to your house immediately! I am out walking the dog and I've spied...

Great set up. I got an Ibanez js100 and a Washburn Bad Dog...Cheap set up but just as well, can't play too loud anyway.