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Granville, Go to "Forums ›› Tools of the Trade ›› Software ›› Futures-Trader, a Simulator for papertrading your IB account" This (futures trader) is one of the very best simulators/trading add-ons for IB I know. Depending on what strategy you use, Ensign can also be...

Granville, Forgive me if I sound like a teacher or a priest here... But my strong advice is to first use a simulator for a few weeks and then trade no more than 1 contract, until (after a couple of months or more) you are really confident. The ES and the NQ are not like stocks - they...

Granville, Here's my understanding: 1. To open an account you need to deposit with them a certain minimum, e.g., $5,000; 2. In order to trade the NQ, you need a certain margin per contract, e.g., $4,500/contract - with which margin you are allowed to take a position overnight; 3...

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Archangel, Oh, I see. Based on your alias, everything about Heaven and Hell has to be approved by you. Well, that's fine by me. I'm a religious person, I understand, makes sense, thanks for clarifying this. :) Now, about what I wrote, let me first ask you whether you actually thought that...

abishiai, Yes, I see your point... You have some solid thinking here. And, to bring this closer to home, from what you wrote, I'm sure you would agree that Heaven is a place where all Americans vote Republican. Right? :) :) :)

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer...

Excellent point, bravo! And, of course, not to forget the incompetons, the victimons, the lazyons, the c.y.a.ons, the suckons, the idiotons and the oh-so-pretty social-butterflyons :D

Cathy, ... been there, done that ... :)

News in PHYSICS - New Element discovered A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element tentatively has been named "Corporatium". Corporatium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111...

JWS, I didn't know you were from the South... :)

Here are some conversations, from Microsoft, which had actually taken place between help desk people and their customers: Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer...

For those of us who followed the war blow by blow, here's a good website: http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ Enjoy!

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Communism: You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Capitalism...

Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give your wife $775.00 a week." Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." _________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A...

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. Having heard all these blonde jokes and smellimg an easy kill, the lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game to help pass the time. The blonde is tired and just wants...

One of Iraq's ministers calls all 12 Saddam's duplicates and makes an announcement: "I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that Saddam survived the assassination bombing!!" The 12 duplicates cheer loudly and happily. Then, they look at each other, frown...

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that...

After getting Pope John-Paul II's entire luggage loaded in the limo, The driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really...

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit [make it prada], Cerrutti shoes [gucci], Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL [paul smith] tie gets...