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Best Speeding Excuse When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?" this 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: "Yes, young man, but, I had to get there before I forgot where I was going..." The officer put his ticket book away and...

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Yes, we leave the heavy duty lying to the Big O, he does it well and often. :) First, Media Matters is a far left organization with no credibility imo. Second, even if we look at you post for a minute, Fox uses the best information available to them to report that The Cleveland Clinic is...

Try "Period!" instead... :)

Tsu-paid-for-trickle is more like it. Yes, there are certainly many people overjoyed for getting free/subsidized health insurance, and I don't blame them, I would be very happy too if I were in that group. Problem is that for the vast, vast majority, the news are bad. Progress towards better and...

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They've finally completed repairs on the Obamacare website If you need to sign up, or would just like to check it out, you can do that by first clicking http://home.roadrunner.com/~pjrpole/ACA.html — and once you're at the website — simply click on the "Apply Now" button to get started...

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Of course, when insults begin, reason goes out of the window and civilized discourse ends.

Same argument every dictator makes as they grab power for their own benefit. These guys are so blinded with power envy that they cannot distinguish between what's good for the country and what is that THEY think the country should do. Dealing with differences of opinion, negotiating and being...

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Epitaphs (Cont'd) Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising. Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. Here lies John Strange An honest lawyer...

Epitaphs G. Winch, the brewer, lies buried here. In life he was both hale and stout. Death brought him to his bitter bier. Now in heaven he hops about. Jedediah Goodwin, Auctioneer Born 1928 Going! Going!! Gone!!! 1976 :)

An NSA agent walks into a bar. Barman: "I've got a joke for you..." Agent: "Already heard it...!" :) :) :)

The Land Of The Free :) :) :)

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine...

Hear you. Yet, all super-inflated egos are in Washington these days :)