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Early in my career I had to deal with a guy at work for getting purchase orders approved. His nickname was "Beefeater" because that is what he kept a large bottle of in his deskdraw. If you needed something approved better have gotten it done before lunch because when he got back you could...

I believe the 8 years were probably mostily a blur. http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346 :D

I remember when Tony use to post on ET and did everything to proof he was the real deal. He finally got fed up with all of the bashers on ET and left. Bsulli

If someone is really concerned with browsing and being infected or hijacked then the better way to go if your going to stick with IE is to setup a user account only and logout from the account you normally use for trading and back in as the restricted user you created. Or fast switch to it if...

http://media2.foxnews.com/040606/040606_fr_tobin_300.swf Science fiction comes to life. You will want to size down your browser after it opens to get a better video. :eek:

Hmm.....You could start a whole new forum dedicated to the dumbest post! lol Baron haven't you read some of the posts on ET? Concepts and grasping don't always go hand and hand for some of the members.:D

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http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/fun/files/pilot.htm :D

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man...

Some of these are soooooo true! :D Immutable Laws When one wishes to unlock a door but has has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von Fumbles Law) A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale Law of Destiny) When one's hands are...

I'm looking for a place to stay for the weekend because my wife kicked me out. For some reason she's mad at me. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the...

Would help to know what brand of video card. In the case of an ATI using S video out it has to be directly connected and it's best to use the ATI control panel. Also the TV must be set to use the S Video in for the source. I have a system setup at my church that uses the configuration your...

I was in a store the other day and they had a sign that read "Unattended children with be provide free expresso and a puppy" :D

Topics like chroot jailing, Not sure exactly what your allowing or not allowing on your servers from this thread but most of the time when i have jailed users it's been for uploading stuff to me. I turn of ftp port 21 all together and make users use ssh to send me files. This is one of the...

Yup, seen that many times with Maxtors. Clicking is their favorite form of death. :(

Originally I was thinking about a new freezer or pot &pan set but hey ....your on to something there. lol :D

Secret Thoughts of Doctors (With apologies to my personal physician... Of course this doesn't apply to you! :) ) What the doctor says: "This should be taken care of right away." What the doctor is thinking: I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable...

"I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance she leaned over and pushed me." vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's...

You Know It's Time to Diet When... - You dance and it makes the band skip. - You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. - You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. - You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. - Your driver's...

PARAMEDIC LAWYER Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our emergency response time by ten percent." The other paramedics nodded in...