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Just get your own gum and smack it as loud as you can. :D

How about posting a picture of her here so we could at least smypathize with you!

I had a 15 minutes of fame thought you could do to her. Install a web cam (with sound of course)in the corner of the cube where is can't been seen and let the whole world watch her live. Then upload a few captured video clips and upload them to youtube then link to the video from digg! :D

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact...

I would change your diet to foods that provide methane quantities in volume and smell that can rattle the cube walls and when she complains tell her that you will gladly stop passing gas through dietary changes when she stops chewing cudd. I think your original post is the best that has ever...

You have to remote desktop to the public wan ip address if you setup port forwarding correctly. If you have a static wan ip address then your good to go, but if you have a dynamic/dhcp wan port then the address will change periodically. Most home routers support free services such as...

This is where most people go to get the settlement info and usually done by around 7pm each day. Below is for the sp emini. I don't use twa so I can't answer that specific part of the question. http://www.cme.com/html.wrap/wrappedpages/end_of_day/daily_settlement_prices/es.html?h=1 Good...

There are also hedge funds suing prime brokers that charge for the share locates that they never actually preform so this cuts both ways. Prime's are saying hey we have the stock so go ahead and short and we will charge you and then never bother to attempt to locate the stock. Talk about making...

I'm surprise that the Cattlemen's Association hasn't signed on as a sponsor! :D

If you keep those stats it would be interesting to pull it into excel and graph it. Would be easy enough to look back at a yearly dow chart and see if things line up. You could be the next WizeTrade! :D

Thanks Baron. So when the market tanks and the traders are frozen with fear with their finger on the trade button they rush to ET to see what everyone else is doing so that when they finally click the button and the trade goes the wrong way the can blame ET members! Maybe Baron you can...

While visiting today I noticed that the it showed 744 registered and guest users so I was curious what the highest number has ever been on ET? :)

These have already been patched and released.

Haven't posted a joke in a while and came across this one. No religious offense intended just thought it funny. Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were...

If gummy doesn't have it I would be surprised. http://gummy-stuff.org/ Good luck and good trading. Bsulli

No programmer will ever be able to make it to be in tune with real life trading because live trading involves one thing that simulators can't minick and that is emotions, period. Until you actually put on a real trade using real money in real time you will never know what your made of no matter...

Don't blame Ecry or any other sim from any other broker for your view of a real market. Your not trading against the market you are sim trading against what a programmer thinks is the market. After 20 years of trading I believe Sim's should be banned imo because it teaches bad habits that...

If you have an old P3 pc laying around the house you can slap in a few cheap hard drives and use freenas.org. Almost all of the nas boxes on the market are linux based anyway. Thats what I did anyway and only cost me a few bucks for the extra drives. Linux will do the raid 5 in software...

You can always say to your family members that you have figured out who has been logging into your yahoo account and see which one turns white as a ghost. :D If you have another pc in the house that they might be logging in from and if they aren't that technical you can download an index.dat...

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would...