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25. "Things I wouldn't do for Money" by Dennis Rodman 24. Human Rights Advances in China 23. The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert 22. "The Book of Virtue" by Bill Clinton 21. "To all the Men I've Loved Before" Ellen DeG. 20. "My Plan to Find the Real Killers" by OJ...

Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging for some change. I pulled out 8 cents and gave it to her. She stood there with $2 and 8 cents. She looked bewildered, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I...

If you have ever or will ever raise a teenager then you want to read this one! lol http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8107675670&rd=1 :D

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway 11 from Albert Street, I looked over to my left and there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles per hour with his face up next to his rear view mirror.... shaving!!! I looked away for a couple...

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdddddddddddddddd A lady is having a bad day at the...

Seanote's journal was very good.

That is oh so not true. Used it many many times on many many pc's and it's removed the variants that spybot and adaware leave behind.

http://www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/downloads.html download cwshedder and it will take care of the coolwebsearch redir hijacks.

You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking. The roundest knight at king Arthur's table was Sir Cumference A boy who looked like his father the sculptor was a chip off the old block The jockey thought he...

On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving. I asked again for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door." After a pause, the...

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, even...

Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries. "I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my...

Thanks to my wife I got my cookies last night after the kids went to bed!!!!!!! I've could of resisted but I choose not to. :D :D :D

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you...

A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes. "Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Don't...

Yeah for some of the traders the slot machine has a mouse attached. lol! :D

http://www.down.net/amish/ lol :D

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you...

Keep up the good work Baron! I for one enjoy the time I spend on ET each day and don't consider it wasted. But then again where else can I go to get good jokes! lol Bsulli:D

Yeah I figured as much, but how often do I get to rib you!:D