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No, I found this on the web actually. I thought it was halarious, but I'm sorry if it offended you. If I was moderator I'd move it to a dirty jokes thread but since I gave up that title because of school responsibilities, I guess someone else will have to deal with it. However, my...

Would you rather see her tit or Madonna's? Also, how do you train a tit, I'm curious?

Oh come on Cathy, where is your sense of adventure these days? :D

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2805915a1860,00.html Janet Jackson accounted for 20% of all searches on YAHOO, and has beat Paris Hilton by 80 times -- and has also been searched more than 9/11. All this over a breast! Will Rome now fall?

After further review of the entire situation, I just had a revelation. One of the real questions of ontology, "is there a god," can be interpreted in a far different way. If we define whatever event or "cause" brought us to this point -- a point where humans have a consciousness and are able...

David Letterman runs comedic circles around Leno's chin. Rock on!

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The ES Haiku ES now opened, I'm losing my ass quickly, There goes my money

The word for not knowing what to believe is "agnostic." Ask any layperson on the street and "atheist" will mean a disbelief of god. End of story.

To become an ET moderator, you must enter a long and sometimes grueling period of training. You are first shipped to an island where a survivor-like series is played out, except with real weapons. Nobody is voted off the island, but many bodies do eventually wash up on other shores many years...

And you would know so much about this how?

Let me guess -- does it connect to Brooklyn?

Taken from: http://www.thenakedscientists.com/index.htm?HTML/Columnists/martinwestwellcolumn8.htm~mainFrame Ricin was most famously used in the assassination of the Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov when a platinum ball containing the poison was injected into his leg from the tip of an...

The problem I have with this line of thinking is that by assuming macro-evolution to be incorrect, we are automatically assuming that this lends credit to the idea that there is a god. The only thing we can truly say in this circumstance is that our theory of evolution may be incorrect, but we...