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    If it is, that's the worst car name since the Hyundai "Terracan" , (yes, they actually called their car a terror-can) or the very poorly named SEAT "Lumbago". I once read that the Mitsubishi "Pajero", actually means "wanker" in Japanese.
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    Will never understand...

    Provided they don't mount them on the wall fresh, I don't see a problem.
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    Oprah Mishap

    Gee, I thought one would have to be desperate to pinch a loaf, but these rioters will nick anything. And from a bathroom, on your own bus? That's just unhygienic. What fool keeps baked goods in a bathroom. These looters really take the cake. Or loaf, as the case may be.
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    annaland's song of the day

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    annaland's song of the day

    I'll bet she gives great bonnet. <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dDLiVwpv89s?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed...
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    Has Bearice been banned?

    Yeah, he coudn't afford the subscription fee's, and his weiner was to small to make it professionally.
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    No, but by run if you mean "leap" down stairs, parkour style, then yes, vastly quicker going downhill. As to the plastic shopping bag ban, won't see that until 2014, April.
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    Fight Club. The Most Insightful Movie Ever.

    Stange, I thought it was quite categorically about critical mental illness, the kind that, perhaps, Anders Breivik suffered. Which is, total, complete insanity. Recall, that Tyler didn't exist, for a start, he was an alter ego, but even that doesn't pass muster, this was a completely...
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    At what point will theoretical physicists admit they got it wrong?

    Seems nuclear physics was right on the money, only ended a war and powered a large portion of the developed world for 60 or so years. They are called theories, for a reason, dickhead.
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    Yeah, but you live in Norway. End of summer in Norway, to be precise, not ideal circumstances for positive thinking. Perhaps, go Haddock fishing off a pier. Perhaps, just as a dare, ask some Finn's over for a reindeer roast, and celebrate your cold , cold hospitality, after the...
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    London is burning

    Get a grip Piel, they do this kind of shit over a soccer team losing. And let's not mention, the Irish.........
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    Indeed, when one of my team lost a leg to the extraordinarily rare "Leper" Marmot (leprosium cunni) , so named as to the victims appearance after an attack, and due to the curious axe-shaped wounds it inflicts-an animal so rare, it's never actually been discovered at all, the chips did seem...
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    Yes, indeed they are frightful, the rodents, of Kilimanjaro. I recall an expedition, to that lonely, windswept, freezing cold, but surprisingly sunny mount, during the Crimean war......all we had to eat, was the cold stench of death. We had intended to para-sail down the mount, but...
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    Evolution debunked in 1 paragraph.

    Yes, I am overly aware of this bizarre issue-indeed, the Wycliffe bible is one of the most important texts in English history. Very interesting reading, it's still a big pile of bullshit, but a real time capsule of the English language at the time, and of critical historical importance.
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    Evolution debunked in 1 paragraph.

    The entire bible, was written by monks? Which version? The jew version, the old testament, or the new testament? Matthew , mark, luke, paul and john are anglo-saxon names. What were their real names?
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    Advice on buying some Pistols

    Whatever you end up with Baron, DYODD. Deodorant works as well as pepper spray, (I recommend rexona sport) , martial arts should not be overlooked, and attempting to do anything much in pitch black, drowsy, sleepy, unaware, with a firearm or without, is fraught with danger, no matter which...
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    Mubarak In A Cage

    Dogs aren't treated that well in muslim society, they're unclean. At least they don't eat them, guess that's something.
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    If you saw this dog coming toward you:

    Not sure if I'd cross the street, but I would want to be packing a towel. Those things drool like crazy.
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    Mubarak In A Cage

    As far as Egyptian rulers go, Mubarak was pretty benign. Which isn't saying much, except that now he's gone, the islamofascists will find a means to completely subvert democracy and impose a sharia law based religious state, ala Hamas, Fatah etc. Not that egypt was democratic to begin with...
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    The Matterhorn. I should know, I lost many good men on that climb. And a few pack-goats. Well, actually, most of the guys were right bastards, and well....crims, and quite frankly, the goats were good eatin. Very tough climb, that one. I recall having to use an ice pick, to knock the...
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