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"The defense filings say that such loans were made in response to competitive pressures and evolving market conditions' I've had more than one loan officer tell me that they went to their dept chiefs and said, ".......what are we doing? What happened to our standards." The stock response...

It was as plain as day we had a Chicago Politician, Left wing professor. That equates to a criminal who espouses righteousness, but who himself is corrupt. Because he was black, he got a pass. There are plenty of worthy, competent African Americans who could have carried the water. But this...

Man. I didn't see this coming............ http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20414961,00.html

The Little Guy hates Wall St. And from the statements I see, the boyz are up to their usual tricks. I see them taking loaded mutual funds, no loads would be bad enough, and putting them in wrap accounts. It's like marrying a hooker, and thinking you can keep her home. It never changes.

Woman golfer runs into the proshop. She screams, "a bee bit me between the first and second hole." Pro says, "your stance is too wide." Http://www.instantrimshot.com

Notice he and Bonds retired, and it was like they never played. I'm sure the mega millions soothes the beast, but it has to be a real downer to have everyone think you're a slug. These guys are so stupid. World by the ass - all they have to be is civil while they're playing, and they can stay...

I think I did this one, and it will show up in Baron's "Jokes of ET" novelette. But it 's similiar, in that a man realizes his penis is turning orange. In a panic, he goes to the Doctor. The Doctor takes a cursory glance, the fellow in near panic mode, and the Doc says, "You like...

Pizza Hut slashed prices. I thought that was amazing. Their pizza sucks, but now it sucks at lower prices. Oh, the ba da bump stuff.......... The economy is so bad, that ......... uh,,,,,,, hmmmmmmmmmmmm it's so bad that........ uh, Oh, Congress is running a "Bribe a Senator, get...

Same joke. Last time they passed it around was for Clinton, but it's going to come back, given Bam's "style". It's the boyscout who runs into a burning Air Force One, and pulls the President out. The parameds finally come, one comes and talk to the young scout, and says he'll get a medal...

Geez, it's 6:30pm and Tiger hasn't teed off yet at the PGA. Bad weather. I wonder who he did all day?

I met the nicest girl on e harmony! Man, is my wife pissed.

Ah, I see Baron has taken the book Advance for the "Jokes of ET, Volume One", and hired a joke writer.

How much can you take from Joe Avg before he blows? See the foreclosure numbers. You take a guy's house, he gets pissed. Funny how that happens. Watch this one. 1870's, depression, James Gang robs banks and RR's and are heroes. 1930's..... Dillinger, Nelson, Ma Barker? Rob banks...

that was a very tough time. In August of 82, the market rocked. It was the peter lynch era. That game was in the late 70's, early 80's just get the money into mm's with the big interest rates Take it from the banks and you have it to "invest" later. Interesting the blasts were about six...

they're all thieves. There isn't a good goddamned one of them anywhere. There is a culture that teaches "them" they are better than us. A WSJ reporter, in my day of crusading, which has long passed told me, "they believe that because they kissed a lot of babies, they deserve respect."...

Life tip 2012. If you like sex, with another person anyway, don't play the accordion. Guitar? Yes. Accordion? Get some spank material.

So, where did the idea of the bag come from?

Was a great idea while it lasted. Those that couldn't find Madoff don't want you seeing what they aren't doing. What Cojones,

How does an accordeen player get close enough to a woman to sire a daughter?

Murray langston was the Unknown Comic. Some schtick from '76......... My Uncle got an apartment over a bank. Now his assets over 10 million bucks. The more I think about it, I think Nutmeg is Murray Langston. I mean, you never see them together in the same room. Nut is always hitting...