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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked...

There are some things you just have to do for yourself... like going to the bathroom, like dieing (living), like finding your way trading. For example, here are some basic ideological foundations of some simple systems. Follow the trend on retracements in trending markets, follow the...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid...

"It's True... It's True!" Bernadette Peters BLAZING SADDLES

Be careful!!!!! I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at Yorkdale Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you...

Leroy and Sherica Leroy and Sherica were out on the town. Easing down the boulevard they were passing a jewelry store. "Oh Leroy," said Sherica, "Just think how beautiful I would look walking down the boulevard with that big diamond necklace." Leroy threw a brick through the window...

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!" His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sat head in hands...

In August I bot a round trip American Airlines ticket from NY to California with one 45 minute layover in Dallas and it cost me... $364.80 only. I wonder what that ticket will be worth when I actually take the flight in January? (Not that it really matters - I won't be selling, I'll be...

An Old Italian's Advice An old Italian Mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed, "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch...

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HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work. :-[ When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and...

OptionCoach, I like your style and just ordered your book "The Option Trader's Handbook" today from Half.com. Good prices there. Thanks for everything - Peace and gtty, Lar

Hi Viv, It's been about two weeks and I've been wondering if you are ok... You ok? Peace and gtty, Lar

I am short the Dow via a couple of 101 U Puts. Makes a market.

I put positions on that generally last anywhere from 2 - 14 weeks. There used to be more stress holding than there is now. I think a lot can be said for just plain sitting through enough of them in order to become more desensitized to the emotional slings and arrows. The more you quietly sit...

Hi Kut2k2, I don't know how to respond usefully so I went to McMillian's site and found a contact for questions. QUESTIONS? Contact Nathan 973-362-4558 for assistance. I personally like the fact that I can get some kind of quantitative idea of a strike being touched before expiry...

Hi Kut2k2, Here is a more in depth description directly from the calculator's help link. What is a Monte Carlo Simulation? Monte Carlo is, of course, the famous gambling city in the small European country of Monaco. If you had an unlimited amount of money, you could go to Monte Carlo...

-------------------------------- Kut2k2 said, Looks like an ordinary Black-Scholes calculator. What's so special about this one? --------------------------------- It uses a Monte Carlo generator which tells if either limit (upside or downside) is ever touched. Peace and gtty, Lar

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BEDTIME POEMS --For BIG Kids > > > > Mary had a little pig, > She kept it fat and plastered; > And when the price of pork went up, > She shot the little bastard. > > > > > > > > > > MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB > > Her father shot it dead. > > Now it goes to school with her, > >...