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http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53995&highlight=ostk+ceo And now, he's got RICO civil charges against GS, MER and BAC. Yeah, we were all young and crazy back then. Too bad there's nothing left. I'm going out to get a wheelbarrow to carry my ObamaMarks...

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/noreally/2011/03/01/breast-milk-ice-cream-confiscated-amid-hepatitis-fears/ I don't know how it tastes, but I love the cute containers it comes in.

What the fuck would these morons do if they had everyday problems that they didn't cause? Illness you can't afford, losing a home, a job........... It's like, "OK, you made it, now let's see how quickly and badly you can screw it up." So, where are those babes doing the webcam thing? Oh...

:D I think you mean, "anyone". There are things that you wouldn't want to try with a 92 year old. She might break.

Tell me this is a joke. Please.

They all look alike to me.

Remember that guy who worked for the NY Sun, Richard Brown? He was a nudist. One day, he was recognized, and the guy shouted, "isn't that Dick Brown from the Sun?"

How do they not just fall apart laughing? This is so eighth grade. Man I love it. I wonder when the parents realized what they did? I mean, "A Boy Named Sue" was tough. This sum bitch must have been able to kick some serious ass. How about the first day in a new school. We have a new...

Too long and complicated for me. I'm short on memory and time. How can you tell when a woman climaxes? Who cares? How many men does it take to clean a toilet? 0. It's a woman's job. Woman goes into a sex shop looking for a dildo. She sees a monster in stainless steel, just...

Too long and complicated for me. I'm short on memory and time. How can you tell when a woman climaxes? Who cares? How many men does it take to clean a toilet? 0. It's a woman's job. Woman goes into a sex shop looking for a dildo. She sees a monster in stainless steel, just...

You know what you call a woman with her money? Gorgeous! It use to be great legs, big knockers, blond hair, blue eyes. Today?Show me a woman with good job and health insurance. She's for me. Actually, if this recession keeps up, who cares if she's really a woman?

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3081626 Theres' a no-brainer joke there for the taking. Nut? You qualify. Take a shot.

Ours has been jerking me off for years. does that count?

Ah, you see, you are very, very wrong. "Worthless" connotates void of any worth. However, the SEC proves year in, year out, that it is extremely valuable to vested interests. Just happens, they aren't ours. The fact that the country is on the balls of it's ass is totally mute - to them.

You beat me to it.:mad: You all do realize that the Muslim Brotherhood has benefited greatly from the morass of 2008? Remember the Pelosi/Cox/Paulson Press Conf the night of Sept 18? Guess what they were talking about? And they just moved ahead, ignoring what was really happening. If...

that's because they have a choice.

Yeah. If you were a broad, would you rather get stoned, or be stoned?

You get Ramadan off as a religious holiday.

Where the hell did you get that? That was a huge scandal rag in the day. they broke some tremendous stories. Do you know the year? Looks like 57 maybe. In 96 I was at the aladdin in Vegas when they had their convention. You seem 'em up close and it's scary. It's a world unto itself...

This board is like Eighth grade without the homework. I had sex with my eighth grade teacher. My ass was sore for week. But I didn't say anything and passed English.