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    Should cigarettes be banned?

    Just buffets...
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    POLL: You have time machine, where/when would you go?

    again?
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    POLL: You have time machine, where/when would you go?

    I'd hang out with Hugh Heffner.
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    POLL: You have time machine, where/when would you go?

    this seems like an episode of Family Guy. Peter builds a time machine and with the power to re-write history....goes back 30 minutes because he just missed a funny re-run of Southpark.
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    OMFG!!! Welcome to hell in America!

    It does not matter who you vote for. The results are already "in". Look at 2004. If not, then try to decipher the election rules. Delegates, super-delegates, etc. The experts can't explain how the results are calculated. Why would anyone make something so simple so difficult??
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    Black Wednesday

    maybe this will help
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    I'm tired of IRS paperwork every year -- We Need a Change Now!

    LOL...Snipes will have 16 yrs to read about the tax law.
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    Super Bowl Commercials

    Just a heads up - they usually place the funniest line of the ENTIRE series in the trailer to gather attention. Just think of what the rest will be like....
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    Super Bowl Commercials

    I'm assuming the writer's strike is still on, which would explain all of this.
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    Jokes 2

    ...or when I'm in the supermarket express lane and I have 10 or more items...
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    Jokes 2

    ..or if my wife tells me she has a headache...
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    Jokes 2

    This will come in handy next time I visit my bank for a withdrawal...
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    Millionaire traders

    Uh...yes you can. don't keep up with the Jones' and only do what brings you happiness and a million will be more than enough. If you don't believe me, give me a million and I'll prove it to you.
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    The best president.

    No...I'm pretty sure he's an asshole. Didn't need to check with anybody on that one. But I now see the topic pertains to actions that have had a long-term detriment to the country. In that regard, I agree Bush wouldn't make the worst president list. I mean, how could he? His first 4 yr...
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    Jokes 2

    Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits Parties: Going Without New Outfits Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need...
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    Jokes 2

    A Letter from Men to Women To all women, On behalf of all men I would like to clarify a few points: The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. When watching TV...
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    Jokes 2

    A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of...
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    This is one of those days I hate...

    You got it bro. Go out and enjoy the day. Return to the markets once your karma makes a comeback!
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    hip hoppers begin property LIQUIDATION!!

    I could care less how these guys use or abuse their wealth, but as with everything else, lyrical tastes change. The bulk of these guys will be has-beens once that happens. Artists make less today than they did 20 yrs ago. Most of their material wealth is "rented". Only a minority choose to...
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    The best president.

    ok...you guys don't have to go too far to find the absolute worst president in history...
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