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    Best bumper sticker between 12 and 1 today: 2012. End of an error.
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    Favorite Single Malt

    chocolate
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    The DNDN board on IV is filled with great guys, many who have lost friends, family, loved ones, or are suffering themselves. This post today from someone who is afflicted. I had a good 6 month check up at my doc's. He gave me a year to live. I picked 2036. That's every bit as good, if...
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    This is like crossing the street against the light, looking up, and realizing you can't get out of the way. Last thing you say is, "OH, NO". Then, you read the punch line. About the face thing. Put your dick back in your pants, zip up, and see if they go away.
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    Why hasn't anyone asked about SAC's returns?
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    tv shows that should expire the end of 2010

    This is why I don't drink. Can you imagine waking up with those two? Might be a good pilot. Get some 25 year old on the prowl, liquor him up, and see what he ends up with. "Coyote Ugly" is taken. I'm thinkin', "Drink 'Em Pretty." Sponsored by, Fortune Brands.
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    The government doesn't tell us everything, but I"ll tell you that even though it is publicized that the fraud was 50bb, it was much higher. 7bb sounds grand, but I don't think dark side interests in Europe will be so giving. Ever see a mob movie where they give the money back? Didn't think so.
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    I'll bite. How do you figure?
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    tv shows that should expire the end of 2010

    You too? LOL. You ever listen closely? They have like, 30 employees. I wonder how much working capital they have? I just don't understand why people would take some historical artifact to them. Why not call Sotheby's? Lastly, I have nightmares about using the bathroom after Big Hoss...
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    He should contact Picard. If they can get 7bb out of Picower's widow, they should be able to get his subscription refunded.
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    He was drafted.
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    Guy was telling me a story today, true, mind you, of being in a dunkin' donuts, and having a woman who he described as being not totally unattractive, but not having money for a coffee. He offered to buy her a coffee, and the clerk, wanting to help, gave him a coupon and the coffee cost just...
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    I 've picked up a few pigs in my day. Maximized my happiness at the time, too. Never, have I pulled on from the mud. If they weren't on a barstool, I just moved along.
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    Isn't this "Why don't we do it in the Road"? Key of "F"???
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    Picower estate to hand back Madoff billions

    from the "duh" file........... In a Ponzi scheme, for every dollar that leaves, one must come in. Picower pulled 5bb. Now, what self respecting scumbag running a Ponzi scheme would want to work that hard? You want Mrs. Liverstein pulling in her 10mm so you can pay her dividends, and show...
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    Same story w/Hitler youth. Or Jim Jones followers. Or any sect. They're still guilty when they commit crimes of such magnitude. Sorry. no mercy. Anywhere for anybody. The only way to start the engines is to show the everyday guy that, if he rebuilds, the same assholes won't steal it...
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    OSTK adds Racketeering Charge - GS and MER

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Overstock-Adding-Racketeering-prnews-361017108.html?x=0&.v=1 Discovery is a bitch.
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    Obama urges CEOs to Hire

    History repeats itself. In '71, Nixon said, "Why, if I weren't President, I'd buy stocks." Some wag on the Street opined, "If he weren't President, I'd buy stocks too." Same story.
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    Christmas Party with Penthouse Pet of the Year in Manhattan

    She has a newsletter? What could possibly be in her newsletter? Do you think she writes it herself?
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    Bernie Madoff's Son Found Dead

    Except now, there is no job to relocate to. Just wait till Illinois tells Joe Retiree they are going to cut his check in half. Then Calif, and NY, then NJ...... I' m going to the pistol range three days a week.
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