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Oh, and as a sadist smoker its 2011 :D

Day of Death (as a non-smoker): 2066 Day of Death (same variables as above, but as a smoker): 2069 LOL!!!

Wow, just did a preemptive ignore list; I put all 30.000 or so members on ignore except for myself - now I can deal with the really really intelligent stuff! BTW, I love myself :D

What did you say? :D

Man this ignore function is GORGEOUS, ET should license it to the current government since it would solve many personal problems between Rumsfeld, Condoleeezzzaaa and Colin Powell! Just imagine what their emails to each other would look like in Outlook! Just did a search on Candletrader, and...

Yeah, I put him on my ignore list and will leave him there persistently :p

You're annoying dude - try to find something new, something different. I don't know, try to fool the pacifists as well. But always the same sucks, the first time it was funny, but now after the twentieth... you should be more creative.

Let's sue ET for unauthorized usage of this one: :( I'm sure we could become millionaires by the blink of a judges eyelid :D

In another thread on this board, I put a link to this page, where it is mentioned: :D http://www.despair.com/demotivators/frownonthis.html

"US5443036: Method of exercising a cat" http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05443036__

Here's something similar: the company "Despair Inc." (well known for its demotivators) registered ":-(" as a trademark; after it was granted (no joke, it was!), it threatened to sue millions of email users for unauthorized copyright infringements...

ROTFL!!!

I'll claim that one of my ancestors invented the wheel some 10.00 years ago and have it patented as a result :D

Man, gotta love that Jewish humour :p Hope they won't sue the Italy for all the sins the Romans commited during 1000 years :D

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Any January NYSE-Seat Futures tradable on Tradesports.com ?

Man, you're so stupid: everyone knows it was Buddha!

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