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"Does my ass look big in this?"

Dumb question I know, but what is the cost of living in NYC and what is the minimum wage?

I like your comment. I agree with STU. But it's a faith based...........Jesus, isn't this thread dead already?

Hmm....I'm sure there must be some drawbacks. Getting kneed in the face all the time walking down the street....... "You must be this tall to.."............ Shopping would be a bitch........ And the costumes are terrible. Or am I thinking of gnomes on that one?

Rofl, remind me of Gereard Depardeua when he went nude swimming or whatever. Pretty obvious he didn't give a rats, but then, nobody wanted to see the pics either:D

In such a circumstance, I would be looking at her height and scared of the knees. A leprechaun, on the other hand may find the view to their liking or not, but then .......your talking to her knees. She a basketballer or something?

Forget the height, look at the knees. I mean , damn.

No, no I didn't. Psychologically. Well, a bit, I suppose. Could have have sworn I saw I glimpsed a camel train heading down the hallway last night.........not sure where they were going. Dust is very, very thick. The hallway cupboard, I just know they are waiting, like the panzer...

Jem, folk like me, believe nature itself is god, such as it is, rather than a book, or words, or a dictum on how to be alive, it is simply as it is, with no words written or spoken by anyone about how it should end up. It will be, what it is, no matter what. And no hope, no book, no faith in...

Gaddafi's da man. Saw a "news" thing, saying rebel leaders calling for sharia law.....and dont be blaming PC/Nato bullshit either, Saddam said the same fucking thing, and he was right, Bush was wrong. Rather than explain this phenomena, just look up any of Rearden Metals posts.

Nice photoshop.

Yeah, but there was this time I offered assistance at a car crash, family had run off the road somehow. Driver had a busted arm, turned out to be a cop; but hoo-ee, didn't he crack the shits when I offered him a hit of whiskey from my hip flask! 60 years ago, it would have been the gentlemanly...

The last 100 years or so proves it. You cannot have a military -industrial estate, without military. And with smartphones, social networking, twitter, oddly enough, "newspeak" is de -rigour, it is the future. What would Hitler have made of twitter, after all.

So, the 10th anniversary of 9/11 is upon us. Curious to me, that the date of 9/11 was likely based on a grievance from the war era(or slightly post) in the first place, regarding sovereignty and oil rights in the middle east. Terrorists love anniversaries, as I have always said, and proven...

Always check there is adequate toilet paper "before" you go.

Well, only just....lot of dust, you know. I've set traps for the larger dust bunnies, but I'm thinking I should start carrying just in case they mutate. The carpet is so old, the backing has fossilised, very hard to pull up. There's something resembling the turin shroud under my bed. I'm...

My house is so dusty, it raises a dust cloud when I mop the floor. That just isn't right.

The history of the Roman empire suggests, you are completely, totally wrong. Carthage, anyone?

Fuck off idiot.

Um, wouldn't you actually die, eating these things, if it were the case? Sure, many vegetarians LOOK dead, but they still move.