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    Concealed Carry Desert Eagle

    New Agent? What happened to the old one? Serious question, yes i consider a Desert eagle to be absurd, but seriously, for those who do CC, do you feel safer? Or simply more confident?
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    Went to the Bar to be Near People

    Hey, don't laugh. Sure, many seem normal, but that's how they trick ya.
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    Capitalism needs to focus on the greater good

    Nike, Reebok, China.
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    The shot that was heard `round the world

    Dammit. I don't think that worked either. Oh wait, it was the "shot" that was heard around the world......
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    The shot that was heard `round the world

    Yeah, well I'm calling that idea a big load of crap. ..........um.....in my pants!
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    Form of hell on earth... need some mathematicians.

    Who the fuck are you talking to? Your dog giving you those answers?
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    The shot that was heard `round the world

    Eu? I hear Venice needs bailing out. Very damp in Venice. They get serious rising damp over there. Um.....my pants need bailing out, or "very damp....in my pants." Hey , I thought you said that worked for any comedic situation?!?
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    Next movement - Occupy Bathrooms

    How can "occupying" something be a movement? By definition, they stay there, right? With the exception of bathrooms, of course.
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    India launches $35 tablet for students.

    Been trying something similiar in Australia, turns out most of the new putas/laptops in classrooms are too damn slow for basic stuff, poor eyesight issues at earlier ages. Meanwhile, literacy levels, handwriting are largely non-existent, and IT backup requirements have gone through the...
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    Sick... Raccoon Dogs Skinned Alive in China to Make Fake Boots

    Umm, an American company trademarked "Ugg" boots, and screwed and sued over dozens of small Australian manufacturers, who were never big enough to fight the Chinese for faking. So yeah, they spent big, big money defending the name against actual traditional manufacturers, over a name they had...
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    Outspoken Liberal Actors Conservatives Boycott

    Hell, I wait until there on free to air television. I figure I'm not missing much, given so many movies suck anyway.
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    By Request, More Wall Street Protesters Getting Maced and Beaten 10/5/11

    Zombie canine units? I like it.
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    Afghanistan in alliance with muzzie India

    Actually, he didn't. During the early days of his theorising, the Nazi platform examined Islam, as a means of control, only to dismiss it as too extreme-as in, they could not be controlled. Examining religious conitations was a means to an end, the lower parts of europe, the north african...
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    was Hitler right?

    The Kernel appears to be forgetting, that America sold Japan the war goods necessary for the takeover of Asia following the Meiji restoration, Japan had been at war, continuously, since 1900 or so against the...well, everyone, all done with US arms and expertise. Germany was not a dissimilar...
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    Random

    Dying, no not just right now. As far as I know. I hope. Curiously, a dying Kangaroo lodged itself against said persons back screen door, wouldn't move, had to be put down. A wild one, not a pet.....I don't know about Talismans, but jeez, what would you make of that?
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    Random

    Anyone know anything about heart muscular death? I mean, the heart tissue is dead, they were going to put in a stent, but the tissue was rooted. Is "waiting to see if muscle death has stopped expanding" usually a terminal thing, because it sounds pretty fucked, actually. I know we have a...
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    Random

    How is a boxing "ring" square?
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    "Anybody see a runway around here?"

    Enquiry has determined the guy on the left's (of the plane) toupee inadvertently exceeded the weight limit. "I saw it in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."
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    Sequel to "The Shining"

    Dr. Sleep. I'm thinking, worst possible name in the circumstances. How about, "Airport trash 10," or "I know people liked the first one after the movie, but what the fuck, I'm going for gold." Vampires....bit passe, even for Mr. King's reading audience of twelve year olds. Ouch, but...
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